Lovers and Other Strangers Page #2

Synopsis: Mike Vecchio and Susan Henderson are preparing for their upcoming wedding. However, they seem to be the only two people at the wedding that are happy. Mike's brother Richie and his wife Joan are going through a divorce, which is upsetting his overly devout Catholic mother Beatrice. Also, Susan's father is carrying on an affair and her sex starved older sister Wilma is going through her troubles with her husband Johnny. All this is going on while Mike's best friend Jerry is trying to bed the maid of honor, Susan's cousin Brenda.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Cy Howard
Production: ABC
  Won 1 Oscar. Another 8 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
R
Year:
1970
104 min
2,206 Views


There's nothing you can do about it.

- Never in our family.

- We don't believe in it.

Happens to people who don't give a damn.

Would the King and Queen of England

get a divorce?

- Don't believe in it.

- It's why they're together.

They know what'd happen to England

if they broke up.

- But our son believes in it.

- He wouldn't care what happened...

to England or anybody.

It's 1970, so he's getting a divorce.

He was such a beautiful groom.

Everybody said it was made in heaven.

His grandmother was so happy

she lived to see him marry.

Jackie next door has three kids,

and he's never even been to college.

- Mike's not getting a divorce.

- I'm not even married yet.

So what's the story, Ritchie?

I think they're hinting at something.

They want to know the story.

- Where are you going?

- Upstairs.

Sorry to split, but we're not going

to talk about marriage...

and that's the only thing I know about.

Right, we're going to talk about divorce,

about which I'm an expert.

You're the only one

who's ever come close, wise guy.

Your brother's getting married.

How can you get a divorce?

Shut up, Beatrice.

Where the hell do you think you're going?

Joan and I talked it out,

and believe me, it's better this way.

Better?

- For who? Your mother?

- Your father?

- I'll tell you who it's better for. You.

- Always you.

- Do you know what's better for you?

- You don't know.

- Only you know.

- Did you listen when I told you...

- not to marry her in the first place?

- Listen to your father.

Don't you understand?

Joan and I are just not happy together.

Hear that, Beatrice?

They're not happy together.

I heard, Frank.

Who's happy?

Do you see me running around

dancing in the streets?

Do you see your father running around

dancing in the streets?

What, are you better than me?

You think your mother and I are happy?

- You and Mom aren't happy?

- No.

Then why did you stay together?

- We're content.

- We're content.

These kids today,

all they're looking for is happiness.

Don't look for happiness, Ritchie.

It'll only make you miserable.

If I'm not going to be happy,

I don't want to be married.

Where the hell does he think he's going?

You think you're smart.

I'm telling you you're not smart.

I know you're not smart.

You're stupid.

You think only married people are unhappy?

- What about Eddie Shride?

- Or Tommy Pizzo?

- Or your Aunt Pauline?

- Or Father Burke?

- You want to end up like them?

- Unhappy?

Why do you think

we all keep our families together?

For happiness? No. For the family.

- For the kids.

- We don't have any kids.

I told you not to have any kids.

I told him not to have any kids.

What about your nephew, Mark?

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Renée Taylor

Renée Taylor (née Renée Wexler; March 19, 1933) is an American actress and writer. She is known for playing Fran Drescher's title character's outspoken mother, Sylvia Fine, on the TV series The Nanny. more…

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