Lovely, Still Page #2

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Sh*t. Sorry. Thanks.

Sorry. So have yourself

A merry

Little Christmas

Now

Mary.

What are you doing tonight, Robert?

What are youdoing tonight, Robert?

Oh, you know.

You're going on a date.

You're going on a date.

A date?

I can't do this.

I've gotta do it.

I-I need to ask yousome-some questions.

Okay. What, uh... What are they?

Well, they're ab...

about women.

Women? Yeah.

Yeah. You wanna ask

mequestions about women.

What... What it is, is, uh...

this, uh... um...

There's this woman.

She likes me. I think she likes me. Sure.

But I, um... Anyway, she

wants to go on a date.

Oh, I can help you.

You can? Yes, I can.

Good. Good. Mm-hmm.

What do I do?- Well...

You wannaimpress her, right? Yes.

And make her happy? Show

her a good time? Yes. Yes.

When is this date, Robert?

Yes. Uh, tonight.

Tonight? Well, that'spretty short notice.

Oh, I'm sorry.Don't be sorry.

It's just with suchshort notice, it's

hard toplan out a whole stratego.

Stratego? Yeah. Never mind. Look.

What? If you want herto really be into you,

you can't lookat this as a date. I can't?

No. But there is a lotof planning

that goesinto these things,

a lot of strategies. Uh-huh.

It's likeyou're a soldier.A soldier?

Soldier. Yes, a soldier of love.

Oh. Well... Yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah. So, are you ready?

I mean... I'm ready.

'Cause I havea lot of

ideasthat can help you out.

Good. I need help. Good.

Well, Peter, would you, uh,

get methe phone book, please?

Yellow or white? White.

And look up the numberfor the

restaurantFantaisie et Romantique.

Oh, hey, look.

These are fromthe, uh... the cookbook.

Why don't you try one?

Mmm. Good.- Ah, that's

great.That's great.

No, I love these things, you know?

It's just...

Good.- You like them?

I'm telling you, those are

million-dollar cookies right there.

A million each. Yeah.

All right, take your time.

Thank you.

You're not gonnaregret this, Robert.

How may I help you?

Oui. Yes.

Um, could I get a, uh... a rservation...

for, uh, dos.

Robert Malone, please.

What ti... What time? Tonight.

Tonight.What time tonight?-

She's picking me up at 6:00.

6:
30, please. Oui.

Okay.

Um... Uh, gracias.

They said, uh, just bringa credit card.

Simple as that. Good. Good. Thank you.

Well, you know, I do have a

few more tricks up my sleeve.

Thank you. It's...

You do likethe cookie? I love the cookie.

Because you'renot finishing it.

You're just holding it.

No, no. Which is fine. I'm just saying.

No. I know. I like it. I

wanna save itfor later.

Psst. Uh, psst. What? Robert.

I hate to bother youwhile you're working,

but I've gota question to ask you.

Okay. What is it? Well, I wanna ask you...

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