Love You You Page #2

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Doesn't matter if you haven't decided

Take a photo first. One photo for 1 00 dollars

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Here's a fat girl sand sculpture

She's not just any fat girl

Her name is Xiami

When she fell into the sea, nobody could save her

Because she was just so fat

It was only Fisherman Uncle

Who was able to use all his strength

to pull her out of the water

Who knew that Xiami would be so ungrateful

and even tried to separate...

Fisherman Uncle and his girlfriend

Because she wanted him for herself

Nevermind

We have here a magical stone

Born from thousands of years underwater

If you throw this stone at Xiami here

Your romantic rival will starting hurting all over

Even in the butt

So... catch this!

Don't rush. There's more over here

There's a discount today

Money

Cheat!

What right do you have to call me a cheat?

Because I'm Xiami

I was there when it happened!

Did you lose weight or something?

Should have said so earlier,

I would've made a slimmer sculpture

He's a cheat. Don't believe him!

This is my girlfriend

She became like this from praying too much

So you have a girlfriend

No, I broke up with her some time ago

No! Your girlfriend!

I'm now single

Your girlfriend

Yes!

We have a floating wedding hall on the sea

But you have to be willing to spend

Good!

Miss Sophia, don't worry

I'll give you a most memorable wedding

Leave it to me, thank you!

- Chicken

- Yes?

Get ready, we're starting work!

You're paying such a low salary,

who would do the job?

Woke up, eh?

Why are you still here?

Actually my passport and purse

were stolen at the harbor

Go to the police station

It'll take time for a new passport to arrive

Are you hiring staff here?

I'm willing to work for free

As long as I get food and lodging

Work for free?

You're willing to do anything?

Scrub it again, hurry!

Miss

Can't you move faster?

You think you're on a shopping trip?

Stop listening to music!

- Xiami, come over

- Would you like to order?

- French fries

- And you?

- I want chicken chop

- Chicken chop

Xiami

Xiami!

Showtime, girls

Come! Follow Master Chicken

He'll help soothe your pain. Come

Which island will we spend the night on?

- Can't tell you that yet

- Why?

Go Xiami go!

Get to sleep!

What Magical Soul Ritual...

Lecherous, greedy cheater... Trash!

There's a first time for everything

You can only buy this here

You can't find it elsewhere

I know, so I came to look for you

But your brother didn't call me

I'm here - it's the same thing

- We're old customers

- No...

I only did it because of your brother

Come on, help out

Ask your brother to call me

Can't stand it anymore?

Hey

Get to work!

Magical Soul Ritual

Sand sculpture photo

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