Love Sick Love Page #5

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Norman!

I didn't say anything.

Jesus god?

Why don't you two

go outside and play?

Can we give Norman

his surprises first?

Oh, I suppose we can.

I'll get the balloon

and the presents.

I'm gonna get my special card.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day, Dori?

I know, I know.

A holiday created

by Madison Avenue.

But I can't help myself.

I'm a hopeless romantic.

Don't worry if you forgot.

You wanna go give

Norman his card?

I made this for you in class.

And I made this for you with

the help of American Express.

I wanna open it!

No! I wanna open it!

Careful. Careful.

Ooo, pretty.

Look Albert, a sparkly bear!

It goes right over here.

And I know what

you're thinking...

That it's June.

But all the men are wearing

these things too now.

They're all the rage.

It's okay. You can go

outside and play now.

Finally. This guy is so boring.

So, what do you think?

I uh... wow! So many questions.

What? You don't like the kids?

So many questions.

I know you might

think this is crazy.

And maybe I went about

introducing them

the wrong way, but...

Those are my kids,

and they are part of me.

I'm sorry I didn't

tell you sooner

but I was just afraid

of how you'd react.

Aww, come on. Look at us.

A young couple, nice house,

a couple of kids,

just one thing missing...

I got you. You should've

seen your face! Priceless.

Boy, you are a nut!

A bona fide nut!

So you'll stay?

Dori. You can't expect me

to get excited about -

excited...

The kids go to bed early.

They do?

Yes. They do.

How early?

Real early.

Real early?

Real, real, real early.

Dori?

Yes?

How did the kids get here?

So this is Grandpa Ed

and Grandma Edna.

Dori says you sell houses.

That's nice.

A realtor? What is that?

A six weeks of school

before they give you

a crappy red jacket?

I have a B.S. in finance.

B.S. is right.

Norman buys homes whose

loans have been defaulted on

then he renovates

before reselling.

It's very profitable.

What do you do with the

family that's defaulted?

Um? What?

I mean what do you

with the families

that no longer have a home?

Yeah. What do you do with them?

Um, well, that's not

really my responsibility.

Making someone homeless

isn't your responsibility?

Well it doesn't

exactly work that way.

If you don't have a

home you're homeless.

How exactly is it

supposed to work?

You know, Norman, you should

really think about trying

to find these families homes.

Noted.

So what are your intentions?

Come again?

Your game plan, son.

What the hell's your game

plan when it comes to Dori?

Um, to be honest

we're not really

technically boyfriend and...

We just celebrated our

two month anniversary.

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