Love Sick Love Page #3

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fired me.

And fire you I did. Twice.

You violated some

federal labor law I think.

I think I violated

more than that.

Two whole months!

You know, 'The Twelve Steps

to a Happy New Year'...

It says that if you can make it

through all of the holidays

with someone

you've found your mate.

Really?

Yup.

And if you can survive

New Year's Eve

then that says it all.

That Dr. Fisher. I tell ya.

We've only got Groundhog

Day under our belt.

President's Day, too, I think.

That doesn't really

count, though.

Father's Day is coming up.

Ooh, it's been a long,

long day.

We should hit the-

It's late. We should?

How do you feel?

I feel?

A little bloated

from the pasta...

I'm not really an Alfredo guy.

No. I mean about me? About us?

You feel our connection, right?

You know, it's hard for me

to think that I'd be here

if we didn't have

some sort of connection.

Yeah. Some feeling,

somewhere. Right?

I mean, we have fun together

and you make me laugh.

Make you laugh?

Yeah. You make me laugh.

Is that so wrong?

Is that so bad?

Make you laugh how?

I dunno. Like 'Hardy har har. '

Well then laugh it up,

Mr. Backer! Laugh it up!

I'll show you who's

the funny one around here.

Who's laughing now, huh?

What's so funny now?

I'll teach you to mess with me.

Guerrilla training my ass!

I am Kong.

I love you.

I can't believe

I just said that.

But I do. I said it.

I love you! I love you!

I love you, Norman.

You're not going

to say it back?

We've had a lot to drink.

Ah come on,

where are you going?

I shouldn't have said it!

I'm such an idiot!

Listen, you're over reacting.

It's no big deal

that you said that.

No big deal?

A woman tells you

that she loves you

and you say it's "no big deal"?

Listen, I'm just saying

I'm alright with you saying it.

I'm okay that you said it.

So you're okay that I love you?

If you're okay with it

and just having a hard time

telling me, that's okay.

I can help you.

I want you to look deep within

yourself when I ask you this.

Okay?

Do you love me?

Come on...

Oh my God! What is my problem?

Why do I keep doing

this to myself?

Why?! You know what?

Forget what I said

about loving you.

Forget it!

- Where are you going?

- I'm going to bed!

Dori, let's not get

all crazy, alright?

Your bedroom is upstairs,

down the hall!

The sheets are in the wash!

Happy anniversary, a**hole!

Holy f***ing sh*t.

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

Did you sleep okay?

Yeah, I suppose. Considering.

Sorry, you won't find any

reception way out here.

Have a seat.

Breakfast is almost ready.

What kind of juice

do you like? Apple or orange?

Whichever is fine.

Orange it is.

Uh oh... are you still

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