
Love Punch
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Hello.
Hello.
I'll have the same.
Ah, weddings!
Ah, weddings.
There is no one else
can take your place
Except 25-year-old
personal assistants
Natalie was after we split.
Minutes.
But well done for trying.
I heard the new one legged it.
Michaela and I have
parted company, yes.
These young women, they just can't
make up their minds, can they?
No.
You get me, Kate, though.
Or you used to.
That's because I'm a trained
child psychologist.
So, how's life for the nearly
retired corporate sellout?
Marvellous. I'm playing some
of the best golf of my life.
What?
- You're going to be so bored.
- I will not be bored.
- Rubbish!
- Bored.
- Rubbish.
- You look great, by the way.
- Oh, shut up.
Damn it! Still handsome.
- OK, so he's here.
- Who?
- Ken.
- Oh!
Is that him?
- He's got a nice body.
- Ken?
Pen's tennis coach.
It's time Kate fought
more aggressively.
Get out there.
I do get out there!
Taking your laptop out into the
garden is not getting out there.
Come on, you two!
Get back together.
- Come on, get back together.
- Not now, Jerry.
- Well, we live in hope. Just imagine.
- Oh!
- Oh, hello.
- Hi.
You're Ken, aren't you? Hello.
Oh! Wh... whoosh!
- Ah... flowers!
- Yeah, they're for you.
Oh, thank you.
They're... they're lovely.
- You're allergic.
- Only mildly.
Why is Kate holding flowers
when she's allergic?
Only mildly.
- I'm so sorry. I didn't know...
- No, no, no, it's fine.
It's not all flowers. Really, I like them.
I want them. I actually want them.
Why has Kate got flowers?
She's allergic.
- Only mildly.
- Don't!
Whatever you want
Whatever you like
Whatever you say, you pay your
money, you take your choice
Whatever you need
Whatever you use
Whatever you win
Whatever you lose
You're showing off
You're showing out
You look for trouble,
turn around, give me a shout
I take it all
You squeeze me dry
And now today you
couldn't even say goodbye
I could take you home on
I could make an offer
you can't refuse
Whatever you want
I could take you home on
I could make an offer
you can't refuse
Whatever you want
Whatever you like...
Ah, Michaela!
I've come to take my car.
Move yours, it's blocking
mine. I want out.
- Uh-huh. Who's he?
- My new lover.
Bloody hell.
Can't you do that a bit louder, darling?
I don't think you've woken the whole street.
Come on, Mum. You're
supposed to be helping me.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
"Hello, Kate. My name is
Jean-Baptiste Durain.
"I'm 57 years old, live in Paris and
would love to converse with you."
Durain!
I take it all, you
squeeze me dry...
Well, this is a first.
I could take you home on
I could make an offer
you can't refuse
Hey-hey!
Prodigal daughter departing for an
establishment of higher learning.
Hurrah for said person!
- Where is it you're going, again?
- Edinburgh.
Edinburgh. Oh, brilliant!
Yeah, cor... Brilliant!
Say yes to everything.
Go on, och aye to it all.
- Well, not everything, Jerry.
- No, of course not.
- Jerry! Here you are.
- What? No, I don't want that darling.
- What?
- It's boiling. No, I'm all right, thanks.
Anyway, Sophie, have a ball.
See you at Christmas, darling.
- See you, Uncle Jerry.
- Ho-ho!
Now, you haven't forgotten
about tomorrow night.
Ken's definitely coming.
Despite what happened with the
flowers, he's still keen.
All right. Well, second time lucky.
Smashing! That's my girl.
Seven o'clock at ours.
- I think that's her serve.
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