Love of My Life Page #5

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Do we have any of those muffins?

Yeah, I-I think we got

one left in the fridge.

Okay, thanks.

And you still love me.

So,

how long in the microwave?

Uh,

just about 30 seconds.

Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Get run over,

I'm going to work.

How can you go to work?

'Cause it's a big project for me.

I spent ages on this.

And now I've missed my bus.

I'm gonna be late for

my meeting, you bastard!

I know why you're not afraid.

You're not afraid because

you're already dead.

Well, I'm here to

bring you back to life!

Well, wouldn't that be cruel

under the circumstances?

Okay.

Let's do it.

Co-Worker:
Tada!

Wow.

There's the pond.

And the playground.

No units smaller than 243 square feet.

This is the biggest project I've

ever been lead architect on,

and so much work has gone into it and

we really gave it our all.

Just look at it.

The little cars and

the little people.

Months of work.

And it's...

it-it...

It's sh*t.

[Soft Piano Melody]

[Knocking]

Lorna:
Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm fine.

'Cause you-you seem kind of,

um, you know, different.

No, no, no, same old Grace.

You know, if anything's happening,

you can tell me, right?

'Cause I'm your friend.

Well...

I knew it.

Okay.

Tell me everything.

I am a little bit

distracted, because I, uh...

[Stuttering] I've got...

I've got-I've got-

I've got a house guest.

Oh.

Oh, you know what?

That explains everything.

'Cause I had my in-laws

visiting last month,

and I could not wait for that to end.

Okay, is that on Tom's

side of the family?

Uh, more mine.

Right, but I thought your parents were gone

and then you're an only child.

Yeah, actually, it's my first husband.

Oh, Richard Feekery.

So, Richard Feekery is

in your house right now.

I love his books.

Stolen Dreams is

magnificent, 'cause,

like, he just understands women

and those sex scenes, come on.

You must have bonked your brains out

when you were married to him.

Okay, if I were you,

I would sneak into his bed

in the middle of the night

and have my way with him.

'Cause you only live once, right?

Yeah.

'Cause I'm thinking about it,

I can't help it.

Phew!

Is it hot in here?

It's hot, let's open a window.

Thank you for letting me know.

Yeah, her Tolstoy Prize winning ex

is visiting from London.

Some girls don't know

how lucky they are.

Kaitlyn:
So, last

night I told her that

my life is going great.

Is it?

Yes.

And you should do the same because

she can't die in peace if

she's worried that we're losers.

So you agree?

That we're not losers? I don't know.

I think that it's a

little bit early to tell.

We still have a lot of

life to live, look at-

Do you agree that we should

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