Love Is All You Need? Page #4

All right, well, Curtis.

Curtis?

You have to actually

throw the ball.

- I tried, coach.

- Well, try harder,

I don't know,

or maybe try drama

club, I don't know.

- My moms want me

to play football.

- Well, football is

not for everyone.

Hey, Santilli?

Help Curtis out of her gear.

- Yes, coach!

- All right, show's over!

Let's go!

I want to see you on the run!

- Come on, Emily.

- I wanna see some jumps

and I wanna see them now!

- Let me take your helmet.

Turn around towards the bleachers

so they don't see you cry.

She can be really

mean sometimes.

At least she didn't yell at

you in front of everybody.

That's the worst.

- Did she do that to you?

- Yeah.

Told me I was so uncoordinated

even Jesus wouldn't

want to play with me.

- Faster!

You call that running?!

- So how'd you end up being

the equipment manager?

- My dads begged the coach

not to cut me from the team,

so she made me the towel

boy of the girls' team.

- Sorry.

- It's okay.

I don't listen to her when

she's really mean like that.

Neither should you.

- I know it's kinda dorky,

but sometimes I wish the

school had a croquet team.

I'm good at that.

- No way?

Me too.

- Really?

You want to come over

and play it sometime?

- Sure.

- Maybe like Saturday?

Hey, four eyes!

Quit your gum flapping!

Get me some water!

- Coming, coach.

See you Saturday.

- See ya.

- No!

What is this?

Not the bucket!

A cup!

- Okay.

He woke me up this morning

- look at that.

- Keep the kid still, please.

- It's perfect.

This is exactly the

kind of inspiration

that our congregation needs.

I love it.

Reverend Rachel.

Hey, bill, how are you?

What can I do for you?

- Hold the baby still please.

- Really?

Okay, well, have you

been praying about it?

Well, you're doing god's work.

You let the lord be with you

and all your questions

are gonna be answered.

Talk to you soon.

Bye.

Look what I have!

Let me see that shot.

- Aunt Rachel?

- That is so good.

That is so good.

Yes, honey?

- CBS news wants to do

an exclusive on today.

- Oh, I think we've done

enough for today, hon.

Reverend Rachel?

- With all the admired beauties

of Verona go thither.

Thither?

Thither.

That makes sense.

- Hey, babe.

What's for dinner?

How about pizza?

- Oh, check the menu drawer.

What else we got?

Remember when we used to

cook for each other?

I miss that.

Well, we got Chinese,

Thai, Japanese.

You feeling any of these?

Dave?

David?

Dave?

- Huh?

Sorry.

- What's going on?

- I am just rewriting

Shakespeare's Romeo and Julio.

- Why?

- Well, I thought

we should do it

as will originally intended.

- Which would be?

- Romeo and Juliet.

- Oh, all right.

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