Love in the Buff Page #3

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Jimmy.

Jamie?

Jimmy. Jimmy as in Jimmy Stewart.

I see. The company may need your testimony.

Can I have your phone number?

Sure!

I'll give you my cell number.

You took the bait voluntarily!

- Call me if you need anything.

- Sure.

You are...

You-you.

Then.

I'll call you.

Yoyo?

No, You-you.

Take a closer look!

Bye!

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

I have a feeling you've hit it off.

I have a feeling it's none of your business.

Let's quit after this one.

What happens in the house?

They're outside.

What happens outside?

They're all dead.

What about the father?

Dead.

What? And the dog?

Dead, all f***ing dead.

No way! What about the girl?

She's outside.

Then what happens?

Outside...

there are dead bodies everywhere...

Then what?

Then the sickening stench of the dead...

It stinks. Are you crazy?

Don't you know...

Did you eat sh*t?

It's the latest 4D movie with smell.

You're sick.

Why are you so scared?

I'm not watching this. Turn it off.

Eat more greens

- for your system.

- What?

I don't get it! What's so great about

this junk food?

Childhood memories.

You ate garbage as a kid?

Me?

I was the "Braemar Hill Gourmet."

I got to choose any chick from any school.

Give me a break!

It's true. I'll show you the pictures.

Don't you keep pictures?

I promised my first boyfriend I wouldn't.

Didn't want to affect his career.

What's the big deal?

I promised Ekin I wouldn't tell anyone.

Ekin Cheng?

You didn't hear it from me.

You're so full of it.

Why not Brad Pitt?

When I was in high school,

I went to a TV commercial audition with a friend.

As I walked down a very long corridor,

Ekin saw me.

He rushed over and gave me his pager number.

I was still very young then. I was stunned,

didn't know how to react.

From then on, every day after school

I'd meet him in Kowloon Tong...

Oh...

What?

Last time, you said you never went to a love motel.

You can be so cheap.

What?

There's more to do there than a roll in a sack.

What else is there?

The canteen of a TV studio.

He was shooting a period drama.

It was so tough...

He had to wear a wig.

His hair was long. He had no time for a haircut.

He vowed to shave his head after filming.

Of course I stopped him.

I told him...

he's the most handsome and

the sexiest long-hair man in the world.

Then he got the lead in Young and Dangerous.

I should get some credit for that.

You're so full of it!

Ekin was really sweet.

He used to write me love letters.

I remember this one...

When we fell in love,

we didn't know it would be a disaster.

Only now do I know it was wrong.

We were so crazy. We were so enthralled...

Our love was so earth-f***ing...

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