Love Happy Page #5

stop-a the moving, it's Harpo.

Where is he?

Shh! I'm-a reading his mind.

Clear your head, you talk-a too fast.

Clear your head.

That's-a better.

He's-a havin' a party.

Everybody's-a hittin' him with apples.

That's-a lots of fun, huh?

Hey, what do you think? A beautiful woman

is in love with him for his sardines.

What? You don't say!

This beautiful woman wants to marry him.

How much-a money she's got?

Tell her to come to the Windsor Theatre.

We got lots of sardines here.

Lefty, they are at the Windsor Theatre.

He says she's a rich woman.

Stop-a thinking and listen.

We're in-a trouble. Bring her to the theatre

right away in half an hour. Hurry up! Quick!

Alphonse, Hannibal!

Everything is-a fine. Harpo save the show.

He's bringing his bride with lots of money.

- I ain't fall for any more stalls.

- It's-a no stall.

- It's-a love. She's-a bringing the money.

- Boys, keep moving the stuff out.

Hey, are you a musician?

- Well, I used to play.

- I knew it the first minute I look on you.

I say to myself, "This Mr Lyons,

he's not tough like he looks. " Ha-ha.

"He's got something inside.

"Something that comes from the heart. "

What kind of music you like?

Uh, I like Gypsy music.

Gypsy music! That's magnifico.

I like-a Gypsy music.

Stop the moving, stop the noise,

everybody stop.

Mr Lyons, he's going to play. Here.

Uh, do you know Play Gypsy Play?

- No, I don't know that.

- Oh. You know Gypsy Serenade?

- No.

- What do you know?

- I know Gypsy Love Song.

- Gypsy Love Song.

- I only know the chorus.

- That's all right. I play the verse, you follow.

- You play and I'll noodle around.

- What do you mean by noodling?

- Like this...

- That's-a good.

You noodle on that, I macaroni on this.

Now, look, Mr Lyons, I know you want

to make a good impression,

but please don't play better than me.

Are we playing the same thing?

Ha-ha, one too much!

Ha-ha, that's very good.

Now we try the chorus,

but the chorus we play pianissimo.

- You know what pianissimo is?

- No.

- How long you study music?

- 15 years.

you could've been a plumber.

All right, never mind the pianissimo,

I'm going to make it very simple for you.

We play it allegro pizzicato.

That's what-a you call

high-class Carnegie Hall stuff.

- You know allegro pizzicato?

- No.

You know Jimmy Pizzicato?

- No.

- None of the Pizzicatos, huh?

- No.

- What do you know?

Er, I know pistachio.

Pistachio? We'll play it!

Two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Very good. Very good.

Now we play one more chorus. Come on.

Well, boys and girls,

I've got a little sad news for you.

Our show isn't opening.

We're closing tonight,

without a shot at Broadway.

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