Love Can Hurt Season #1 Episode #1
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[Lucy] Honey, you better get ready!
[Ben] Okay sweetie!
[Lucy] We have to look our best.
[Ben] Why? You've met your friends so many times.
[Lucy] Yeah but this time you're coming, and if you embarrass me I have to look nice still.
[Ben] Since when I have ever embarrassed you?
[Lucy] Our first date, our second date, our fourth date, our seventh date, our-
[Ben] Okay I get it, I embarrassed you a lot.
[Lucy] Yes you did and I'm gonna get you back.
[Ben] Sorry I have to go somewhere.
[Lucy] No you don't.
[Ben] Actually I do. I have work at the hospital too.
[Lucy] Fine whatever.
[Ben] And that's right now.
[Lucy] What?! You promised me to go to my friends house. F*ck you!
[Ben] I'm so sorry babe.
[Lucy] Sure you are. Go have fun with your sick patients at literally 10 o clock in the morning.
[Ben] I'm really sorry.
[Lucy] I don't give a d**n!
*Ben leaves the room*
[Lucy] He never even cared about me anyways. I mean all he ever did was leave me. He's a nasty little mother-
*theme song plays*
[Britney] I woke up this morning and grabbed my coffee, and now look at me, I'm ready for today.
[Margot] I'm sure you are Britney. Always has to have her coffee.
[Lucy] I brought some gifts for all of us.
[Margot] Aw, you're so thoughtful Lucy.
[Lucy] Well my husband isn't.
[Rose] Good one. I haven't had someone to love since 1998.
[Penny] Was it with your poop?
[Rose] Was your first kiss with a poster of Leonardo DiCaprio?
[Britney] You just got roasted Penny.
[Lucy] I think I'm just gonna go home.
[Margot] But we just got here.
[Lucy] I'm gonna surprise Ben.
[Penny] Good luck! I wish you nothing.
[Rose] Well that was unexpected.
[Lucy] Ben, I have a surprise for you! Ben? Oh my f**king god!
[Ben] It's not what it looks like.
[Lucy] You're... you're... you're trying to have a baby? Who the f*ck even is she?
[Lisa] Hi, my name is I'm hotter than you and I can't help it if Ben wants all of this.
[Lucy] Oh my god, that's a pretty long name for someone who has such small tits.
[Lisa] How dare you!
[Ben] Lucy can you leave?
[Lucy] Fine but we're getting a divorce.
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