Love at the Shore Page #3

but you might wanna just

learn how to relax.

I'm sorry,

you want me to relax?

Yeah, I mean,

it might be good for you.

Just as a suggestion.

Anything else?

No, I think we're all set.

Good boy.

Relax.

Telling me to relax?

Please, I'm totally relaxed.

Hey, so forget this

two-week rule.

I need your help.

Yeah, I think that should do it.

If I had my way, I'd lock

you two in detention

until you worked it out.

But there's nothing to work out

because I called it.

So, he is Mr. Slack?

And completely arrogant,

which is a deadly combo.

I thought you said

this wall was for the dog.

It is.

It totally is.

Come on,

don't make me look crazy.

I just think

it's a little extreme.

Or an easy solution.

Alright, now listen

you want me to start

building a moat?

This is far as I can go.

Right. A moat.

See, that would be extreme.

-Hey.

-That was fast.

So you got my note

about all this?

Yeah, I got it.

I just didn't think anyone

moved that quickly.

On anything,

especially a wall.

Well, it helps

to know a contractor.

I thought it would help

to marry one

but I'm still waiting

on my new porch.

Well, that's because I've been

so fixated on you, dear.

You're lying,

but at least

'you sound cute

when you're smiling.'

Sorry.

Maureen and Ian.

-My good friends from home.

-Hi, Ian.

-Nice to meet you.

-Lucas.

-Hi.

-Hi.

We've heard so much about you.

All good, of course.

Now you're lying.

-Should we go?

-Yeah, I think we should go.

-Yeah, thanks. Thank you.

-Yeah.

I appreciate it.

See you guys.

Just so you know,

the wall is for Tank

to help me relax,

as you so poetically put it.

Sure, it is.

What's that supposed to mean?

Don't go too far.

Stay where I can see you.

Okay, mom.

'Have fun.'

'Be safe.'

'But have fun.'

I'm just saying I get it.

-Get what?

-I get it.

I'll keep my furry kid

on this side

if you keep your kids on,

that side.

You want me

to keep my kids contained?

It only seems fair.

Doesn't it?

Alright, fine.

Yeah.

I feel better already.

How often do you walk him?

I don't know,

he's kinda low-maintenance.

'Cause I can do it

if you want.

I think we're good.

Or I could teach him

how to sit or roll over.

I bet you're

a really good swimmer, right?

-Since you surf all the time?

-Come on, Tank.

-Well, I wasn't always.

-But you are now.

You guys always this

chatty in the morning?

Not me, she's the early riser.

Which is why I can walk

your dog.

He likes to sleep in

while I'm surfing.

Do you think you can

give me some pointers?

-Come on, Tank.

-On surfing?

Just swimming,

I wanna cut my time

to make swim team next year.

You know,

I'm not much of a teacher.

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