Lotus Eaters Page #3

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Uh, no thanks.

Sure.

My agent says to me,

"I've got the best comeback

for you, ever."

I say, "What is it?"

"Celebrity wife." And I go--

I'm so glad you came.

Alice, you're back together with

Charlie! That's amazing!

You two are gonna make each

other so happy, aren't you?

Um, well, we're not

together, actually.

Oh, what a shame.

Oh, good. I've got

something to show you.

Come on. Come on!

Quick, quick, quick!

Sit here.

And... drinks!

Some of the good stuff.

Thank you.

Ah!

Uh-oh!

And music!

because you can't really have a

party without music, can you?

Oh, my god!

That's amazing.

Thank you!

Pretty good, yeah?

Yeah.

You see, my grandmother

always said

one should have a party piece,

and this is mine!

Wow!

Woo-woo!

Benedict!

Oh, people are so great!

I can always rely on them to

come to a party,

even at the last moment!

I love us. All of us.

Even you! I don't quite

remember your name!

Avi.

See, some people are just much

more difficult to remember

than others.

Aah!

Felix.

Saskia.

I hear you're with Marlon

these days.

Yeah, well, it's all

quite chilled.

Is he here?

No, he's home, painting.

I was so sure he was gay.

Nope.

Good for you.

# A hundred lovers

# With the aim of making fun

# There's just one weasel

# He says he's far-est

to the ground #

# It's getting warmer

# Candles melting and somehow

# We'll run out

They're so blue.

I could just swim in them,

you know?

Please?

Why do you always do this?

Orna said that you won't leave

me for a year after you should

and that you're gonna keep

breaking my heart

till it's irreparable--

irreparable...

And you believe her?

That's just what she does.

It's just badness and mischief.

It doesn't mean anything.

I want to go, Felix.

Well, if you want to go, go!

I know. You can

feel the effects.

It gets absorbed through

the skin. Honestly.

If the water is hot enough...

How much vodka

do you need?

A lot.

Vodka. More!

More skin! More skin!

You have to take off

your clothes!

More vodka! More, more, more,

more, more, more, more!

You have to take off

your clothes!

Alice? Alice.

Alice, I've got to

tell you something.

Alice?

Dammit!

You all make me sick!

Hi, Alice.

You want to join us?

No, that's okay.

Stings a bit in the beginning,

but not unpleasant.

Just give it a try.

You have to take off

more clothes.

The more skin, the better.

I love skin.

I have very strong feelings

about this sort of thing.

I don't think you should be

screwing around on Marlon.

Oh, f*** off, Lenny.

Since when are you

the moral high ground, hm?

We're just having a little--

Ah!

See? I told you

you'd make me sick!

# So glad that you could

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