Lotus Page #5

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Sorry.

- It's your party.

All those people...

- You won't see them anymore. Right?

Remember Bob?

Police agent Bob.

- Everyone cried when he left.

You're not like Bob.

Bob hanged himself.

From an IKEA hanging dryer.

- Moron.

Good thing Norwegians don't know

anything about durability.

Swedish.

IKEA is Swedish.

But you have someone at home, right?

Yes.

I haven't seen your wife here

that often.

Girlfriend.

No.

She's not into this whole scene.

I get that.

I was only focusing on leaving.

But she's coming tomorrow.

Who?

- My girlfriend.

She'll be picking me up.

I'm tired.

I'm going to sleep.

Since when do you sleep at night?

Since tomorrow.

HICHAM SLEEPS HERE

HE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW!

GOOD M...

Don't.

Wubbe is awake.

Wubbe?

- Yes.

I'll go. Let me.

- Thanks to you I'm awake now.

NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

Scrub, scrub, scrub...

...warm feet for Wubbe.

Scrub, scrub, scrub...

...warm feet for Wubbe.

Scrub, scrub, scrub...

...warm feet for Wubbe.

Wubbe... Mom and I...

...we did something wonderful.

We went to Aix-la-Chapelle in Germany

for two days.

It was just great.

- Johan.

It's good to finally take the time

for things like that again.

Don't.

You see something of the world.

When someone has a dream, Wubbe,

you have to go for it.

You really have to fight

for that dream.

One for all

and all for one.

If people really love each other

that much, they have to fight.

If love is so...

- Enough.

Sorry, sweetheart. Come here.

- No. No.

What?

You need a shave.

Yes, I need a shave.

I need a shave too.

Yes, you have stubble too.

I've seen razors. Five euro.

Why do you always start here

when you shave? And not here?

I don't know.

- Why always here?

I've got stiff bristles here.

Here too.

But here it's soft.

You have to shave against the grain.

Very slowly.

Tomorrow we'll buy a razor.

On the motorcycle?

Right.

He wants to go on the motorcycle.

Did you bring your helmet?

- For sure.

Fine. We'll go by motorcycle.

And mom will take the scooter.

- No, not mom.

No, not with mom. Not with mom.

- Of course.

Mom has to get groceries too.

I don't want mom to come.

Mom doesn't need a shave.

Mom has to shave too.

She has hair in her armpits.

Not with mom. Not with mom.

It's Man's Day tomorrow.

Next week is Man's Day and next month.

Every day is Man's Day.

Tomorrow is Wubbe's Day,

Dad's Day and Mom's Day.

No mom. No mom.

- Don't hit. Calm down.

I don't want mom.

No mom. No mom.

- That's enough.

Listen, I just want us to have fun.

That it's fun with the three of us.

- No mom.

What was the deal?

No mom.

- No.

Don't hit.

Stop it with that stupid laughter.

Stop laughing.

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