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Yes.

Shall we talk about something else?

Are you sure you're all right?

- That's what I said, didn't I?

Nice beer.

I thought I'd invite the whole center

and two might show up.

Maybe three.

Mikey. Hey, there are girls

and free beer. This one's for you.

Hey Mike, get over here.

He got you a stripper.

- Jerk. I'm just a good friend.

Cheers.

Are you OK?

Just... wait.

Take it easy.

Is this your first time?

What?

- This is not the place to be subtle...

...but 'Is this your first time?'

Do you know the story

of Peter and the wolf?

No, I don't.

Neither do I.

Not anymore.

I used to know it by heart,

but today it seems to be lost.

Now that's a good line.

You've got a nice smile.

Bullshit.

- No, I'm serious.

Shall we?

- Are we in a hurry?

Why are you here, anyway?

- Same reason as you.

I doubt that. Is today

your wedding anniversary as well?

No.

I'm just here for a f***.

That will do.

So shall we?

Come.

Isn't that beautiful?

Let's go.

I'll wait outside.

I saw a sparrow that was

a meter and a half tall.

Did you?

Do you know what he said?

- Well?

CHIRP.

Sorry.

Now you're going to tell me

what's going on.

Never mind.

- No, I won't.

I'm staying here

until you tell me what's going on.

You would have done it all

completely differently.

I'm so proud of you.

Mom, what are you doing?

- It's fine.

Stupid cow.

Wubbe?

Since when do you smoke?

I found it.

- Who gave it to you?

Got it from Geert Wiebe.

There you go.

Take it.

Geert Wubbe.

You don't mind me smoking?

No. You're old enough

to decide that for yourself.

I think so too.

I took one of your cigars as well.

Well, well. From the box?

- From her box.

Carla's box.

- From her slit.

They're still from Christmas.

- From her slit.

A cigar from Carla's slit.

So, mister, you pinched a cigar

from Carla?

Was it good?

- Yes.

No. It was disgusting.

Those things are no good anymore.

- They're frowzy.

What are they?

Frowzy?

Where's mom's mug?

Which mug?

Mom's mug is gone.

The mug with the ear.

I dropped it.

- The mug.

Dad dropped it.

- The mug with the ear.

It broke when it fell on the floor.

What do you mean, sweetie.

- Your mug.

Mom's mug with the ear is gone.

It's broken.

- What's mom to drink coffee out of?

Mom doesn't need coffee.

- You do.

You do. You do.

We have to drink coffee.

Happy?

Are you sabotaging things on purpose?

- I just left it in the dishwasher.

Great. Madam has a dishwasher.

Isn't life going fast enough?

Just leave him be.

...dropped it.

Thanks.

Guys...

Dear Mike...

Come and join me.

Because you won't miss us,

but we will miss you, of course...

...we had this...

...this made for you.

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