Lost Islands Page #3

I don't understand

anything here.

So I thought that maybe I could

borrow your notebook.

No problem. That's fine.

I'll give it to you

in the next break. - Great.

Thank you, Grandma.

- You're welcome, Neta.

Erez, I need your notebook.

Opher, I need your condoms.

Because Grandma is

going to f***.

Grandma, I told you

she's going to be my wife.

Opher, At my

current level of horniness

I would sleep with your sister

and your wife in the same bed.

I've had such a long dry spell

that sometimes when I masturbate

I fantasize about other times

I've masturbated.

Really. Look, here's Ms. Melikson.

I have a hard on.

Good Morning, Ms. Melikson.

Grandma had been our best friend

since we were seven years old.

He would steal his father's

porn film every Friday evening.

He always made us laugh.

But I always thought

he was the saddest guy in the world.

When I grow up

I'll make movies.

Porn?

- Not porn, you idiot.

What do you know about

filmmaking?

My brother will

make excellent movies.

He's good at bullshitting.

At least I am not full of sh*t.

What's the matter?

What's going on, Dad?

- You tell me.

What did I do?

- Did you take the tape?

No, I didn't.

- You're a pervert!

Dad, Dad.

- You're a pervert.

Dad, stop it.

If it's your film,

why am I the pervert?

You're a loser.

I'm not a loser, Dad.

You won't

even be a street cleaner.

I'll be a race car driver.

I'll drive in Formula One.

It's your film,

so how come I'm the loser, Dad?

Dad, what are you doing?

Taking Layka to the same place

I took your bicycle.

Two years earlier,

Grandma's Dad took his bicycle

and threw it into the river.

I saw your math notebook.

It's filled with

drawings of naked girls.

Dad, please.

Layka, Layka!

Layka!

That was the last time

we saw Layka.

You never liked

walking that dog anyway.

Shut up!

- What?

Didn't you see

how his father spoke to him?

Who cares

what his father thinks?

Next year he'll be a soldier.

That dog was the only one

I could count on in my family.

That very day,

Grandma decided to take revenge.

And he did it

in the best way possible.

He went to his fathers stash

and fulfilled his dream.

He had always wanted

to drive a Mercedes.

Yes! Yes!

All right!

Hey, what do you say?!

Grandma's wheels.

It looks like a refrigerator.

- Where did you get the money?

Start it up.

- Later.

Come on, start it.

Later.

You have to push to start it.

So, what do you think?

Do you know that the commando

can hide in an ordinary street?

They can?

- Yeah, sure.

A commando could be standing behind

that electricity box right now.

Why are you

going to a combat unit?

Now there's

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