
Lost in the Woods: The Movie
- Year:
- 2006
- 30 min
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Feet off the seat.
You see, Joe?
It's absolutely beautiful here.
What type of trees are those?
They look like they're the same
as the one that was in our yard.
Don't you think?
Mind the paint, dear.
- Hello.
- Heather?
We didn't see you there.
I'm sorry.
I'm Miss Traverse, headmistress.
Welcome to the Academy.
Heather is so excited to be here.
This is much nicer
than the boarding school I went to.
...so we try and supply the students
with plenty of stimulation.
Academic and otherwise.
Do you like athletics, Heather?
You look as though you might.
Oh, Heather needs to concentrate
on her studies...
...before she can worry about
playing games.
This way, please.
It's been over a century
since the Academy...
...was originally founded
as a one-room schoolhouse.
We've grown quite nicely since then.
In fact, all of the teachers
were once students at the school.
Miss Leland,
this is Dr. and Mrs. Fasulo.
You must be Heather.
Heather, would you like to join me?
We like to have a short interview
with each new student as she arrives.
Just so we know what sort of
young lady we're dealing with.
Miss Leland will sit down with you
to discuss tuition.
Follow me, Heather.
According to my papers,
the whole house almost went up...
...as a result of some sort of
disagreement with your mother.
This is not a school
for wayward girls, Heather.
This is not a juvenile hall.
We have a great tradition of graduating
So no fires?
Your mother has inquired
about financial aid.
Apparently, your father is not as well off
as he presents himself.
We do offer scholarships for students
we consider particularly gifted.
Has anyone ever thought
you might be?
Complete this within the time limit,
and we'll go from there.
So how did we do?
Don't let your nails
get out of control.
Miss Mackinaw?
Take care of this young lady,
won't you?
Are you hungry?
You must drink your milk, girls.
Where's Ann Whales been?
You didn't hear? It was really bloody.
You'll have to pull your socks up.
Otherwise, it's a uniform demerit.
And then what? A spanking?
I'm Marcy Turner.
Heather.
You take the scholarship test?
Apparently, my father isn't as well off
as he presents himself.
Who is?
Hi, Marcy.
How are you?
- I'm well.
- Wow, that's super.
Have you all met Heather?
Hi there.
So you're Marcy's new friend?
Sure.
That's super keen.
Hey...
Samantha.
- Samantha.
- Yes, Heather?
Do me a favor:
Point those torpedoessouth and start walking.
I'm trying to eat.
A bad girl.
Hey, is your pubic hair red, too?
Guess there's only one way
to find out:
Marcy,
does Heather have red pubes?
Is she a fire-crotch?
I'm kidding. Friends?
Oops.
Sorry about that.
- Good night, ladies.
- Good night, Miss Mackinaw.
Good night, Miss Mackinaw.
Good night, Miss Mackinaw.
Good night, everyone.
Good night, Mary.
Good night, Lena.
Heather.
Free us.
Release us.
This is my bed.
It's a nice bed.
Someone else
will have to sleep here.
Why are there twigs in my hair?
What?
- Hey, wait up.
- Okay, well hurry up...
...we can't be late again.
- All right.
Hey, whose bed is that?
Ann Whales.
She's in the hospital now.
She had an accident.
What happened?
Tried to kill herself in chemistry class.
Couple weeks ago.
There was blood all over the place.
Let's go, ladies.
Have a good day.
Say it.
Say it.
"I'm a fire-crotch."
- What?
- "I am a fire-crotch."
How many football players
put it in you...
...before your mom got sick of having
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