Loser Page #4

...and I get financial aid,

then I'm sure they'll stop.

Right. Who's your attorney?

Attorney against my parents?

Are you saying that it's uncontested?

Yeah.

Then you'll need W-2s, rent stubs,

proof of residence, power and water bills.

I don't have a residence.

You can't get emancipated

to live on the street. Okay?

I can't apply for work-study

unless I get emancipated.

- Then you'll have to get an apartment.

- But all my money goes to tuition.

Then you'll just have to make more money.

Noah, get up.

Give me a hand! Here, hold it up.

Hold it up.

Guys, shouldn't we call

the resident assistant or housing services?

We're not supposed to have waterbeds.

They'll think we did something bad.

Dude, it's only water. Let it dry, man.

- Guys!

- Noah, come on.

Noah!

- We have to resolve this Paul issue.

- That guy's totally weak.

We gave it our best shot.

I say we get rid of him.

Yeah. Look at him and look at us.

The guy can't possibly feel like he belongs.

If he was with his own kind, he'd feel

more comfortable, better about himself.

It would be best all around.

I try to get along with everybody

but that guy's got no personality.

And he reflects poorly on us

with the ladies.

- Do you take student meal vouchers?

- No.

Okay, Paul.

Apparently, you've caused

some problems for your roommates.

Let's see if I can't resolve this situation.

What are your complaints with Paul?

It's not that I don't like Paul as a person.

He a very fun-loving guy.

But we've divided up our chores

for the week and...

...he's always too busy

or has some excuse.

And we wind up doing his.

How about you?

He says derogatory things

about other ethnic groups.

And even though I believe

in freedom of speech...

...you know, it's like the way

smoke is air pollution...

...I feel that racial slurs are

a form of hearing pollution.

I don't want to sound girly

about any of this...

...but I think all of us have taken

an exception to Paul's personal hygiene.

How about he makes more of an effort?

We'll meet again after a grace period

and see how it's going.

I don't know if I could do that.

I love making racial slurs,

and I hate doing chores...

...and indoor plumbing is

just way too confusing for me.

That's who I am,

and if they can't deal with it then...

...l'd rather live alone.

I'll file this with Housing

and see if we can't get you moved.

In the meantime, better start packing.

- You from the veterinary school?

- No.

No? Then why'd they pick you?

There's a housing shortage, and I'm on

a list for another dorm, but since I'm not...

...a paying customer,

I'm sure I'm a low priority.

- That's okay, baby, it's all right.

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