Los ilusionautas


If you had toId me it was possibIe

to enter someone else's imagination,

I would've said you were crazy.

But it's true. It happened.

And I was there.

My name is Pascal.

And this is a story about stories...

All four targets located.

Approaching first extraction.


Lock on target. Mission is a full go.

This is not a drill!

Understood, Sir!

You'll move on my mark!

Roger that. Good to go!

- Are you ready?

- Yes, sir.

We're going in.

This book is reaIly boring.

You can't run from us!

We got you now and

your Mommy can't save you!

Thought you could escape us, huh?

No, please! Stop!

Say ''good night'', boys!

I'm so hungry, but there's nothing to eat.

If I remember correctIy,

which l always do, this should do it.

Yeah, that's it. And, enter, enter...

Profiterole! You stealing my food again?

You think l wouldn't hear you

and that mangy dog of yours?

We haven't eaten all day, Uncle Cognac.

Then you shouId've made it home

in time for dinner.

l know, but l have a job after school, remember?

Well, cry me a river why don't cha?

Dinnertime's over! And it was

mighty good if I do say so myseIf!

Beside that, Profiterole, eating late...

...just makes your farts even smeIIier

than they usually are. Go to bed.

Please, you know l can't help it.

I have a stomach probIem.

Ready. Fight!

Round House!

Target spoted.

Listen to me, ProfiteroIe.

If you can't get here in time for dinner,

don't blame me.

Go and get yourself another job.

Now it's time for bed!

But UncIe Joe, it's the onIy job I couId find

that doesn't start untiI after cIass!

- Have they paid you yet?

- Yes, Sir.

Hand it over, everything!

Double round house!

Excellent! Good move!

Now, go on and get yourself into bed.

Before your parents died,

they made me promise to

take care of your education.

Ya can't study without sleep!

Mom and Dad, l know you're

watching over me right now,

so can you please help me get outta here?

Sorry, Houston. I guess my stomach

is worse when I don't eat!

Houston! Are you okay?

Did you hurt yourself?

Crescent kick! Perfect!

Miss, you're coming with us...

l gotcha! Not the flying kick!


Keep quiet, and you, what is that smell?

- We're Special Forces!

- We're here to take you on a mission.

Call off the mission.

I told you to stand down.

You're coming with us, son.

Thank you, Mommy and Daddy!

Wow! Cool! A UH 70 Black Navajo!

Tell me who you are! Whatta you want?

Special Forces. Top secret mission.

Direct orders from the President.

Da Vinci, Da Vinci, Da Vinci!

It's a conspiracy!

AlI l see or hear anymore

is the name of that Italian!

Minister Chateau, fix this problem, soon!

Hi, Lovey. How's my snuggly,

wuggIey pookey bear?.

I wuv you. Yes...

As l was saying earlier, we have a plan!


And here is our solution, Jean Visogneaux!

Okay, you've completely lost your mind.

Visogneaux is the worst

science fiction writer in the worId.

You can't go up against

Da Vinci with that loser!

Secretary Albino is absolutely right.

Alright, l have one word for you guys.

Focus. Group.

I'm pretty sure that's two words.

Whatever, semantics!

Point is, the briIIiant minds of

our republic have made a discovery,

we can re-edit the books of Visogneaux,

modernize them, change them

and give him a whoIe new image!

l hope you're not thinking of rewriting his books.

No, of course not.

Visogneaux will do it himself!

Hear me out.

A classified archive has been

discovered within our government,

and in it are the plans for a secret machine...

...that allows you to get inside

the imagination of various geniuses.

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