Looney Tunes: Rabbits Run Page #3

When were you in Mexico?

Oh, about a half hour ago.

It's beautiful.

Legend says it only blooms

once every 200 years

high atop the Sierra Guadalupe.

- It bloomed today.

- (SNIFFING)

That smell, it's so inspiring.

It's, it's perfect.

Oh, don't mind me,

I'll let myself out.

Don't offer me a glass of

water or anything.

It's not like I ran 2,500 miles

carrying an object three times my size.

No big deal.

Remember, rent is due tomorrow.

You're not listening.

I'll be back saying,

"Where's your rent check?"

And you'll say, "I forgot.

Sorry, here it is."

We do it every time. Whatever.

Remember, rent is due tomorrow.

(BEEPING)

Well, I can afford to wait,

but I'm not sure she can.

(DRILLING)

Is it a drone?

If it is, it's faster than any

drone we've got.

We can't, I say,

we can't lose that flower.

We've mapped the trajectory

and know where it ended up.

Russia? China?

New York City.

1000 West 14th Street,

apartment 12 to be exact.

We've got her.

Her?

Get me Fudd.

Here's Fudd.

I thought I fired you.

You can't fire an intern.

Hello, I say, hello, Fudd.

Now just listen up

a minute, son.

I say, I got...

I got a little problem here.

There's been a development.

I don't have the flower,

but I know who does.

(SNORING)

(SNIFFING)

Hmm, that clove's coming on

a little strong.

A little clove goes a long way.

All right, let's see here.

Maybe just a smidge of geranium.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Ooh, Mummy, that's nice.

I have the wabbit in my sights.

GENERAL:
(ON PHONE)

What about the flower?

Still there.

GENERAL:
Okay, son, stick with

her like a tick on a coonhound.

- What?

- Just watch her.

Okay, I've got the base

where I want it.

And now the secret weapon.

Here goes nothing.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

O-M-G!

O-M-G!

I did it!

I created my fragrance!

She did it!

She created invisibility.

Well, what are you, I say, what

are you talking to me for, son?

Get in there!

It smells so good!

Ooh! I can't believe it.

Everyone's going to want this.

Oh! Ow! Right in the eye.

Ooh, that really stung.

I'll have to put

a warning on the bottle.

Close eyes before spraying.

(GASPS) Ooh, I wonder what the

bottle's going to look like.

I wonder what

I'm going to call it.

Ooh, this perfume's

gonna be huge!

- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

- Who could that be?

(GASPS) That poor cab driver.

Sorry, I'm coming.

Got a little side-tracked,

creating the world's most

beautiful fragrance.

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH ROARING)

Whoa!

(GRUNTS)

Drive!

Uh, I drive

when I decide to drive.

I just decided to drive.

Huh? (GRUMBLING)

You want to tell me

what the heck is going on?

Oh, you want to know what's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on.

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