Looney Tunes: Back in Action Page #3

I used to deliver pizzas in this car.

Secret pizzas?

A spy pie, maybe?

Fine, be that way.

But it's definitely a spy car!

A little help here?

Ducks.

You know how I know it's a spy car?

Because it looks

absolutely nothing like a spy car.

I don't think this routine

is gonna work without Daffy, but...

action.

Say your prayers, rabbit.

It's rabbit season.

- Duck season.

- Rabbit season.

- Rabbit season.

- Wait a minute.

See, I told you

this wasn't gonna work without--

Pain. Agony!

You're fired.

What?

- But you--

- You got rid of our best duck.

You can't fire me.

My films have made $950 million!

- That's not a billion.

- Nope. Not a billion.

Okay.

All right.

I think we can all agree that the decision

to get rid of Daffy was a poor one.

But it's time to move on.

And by move on, I mean reversing course

and getting Daffy back.

By Monday.

I will have Daffy back on Monday.

That went well.

Listen, doll face, if I know Daffy,

he's already hit the road by now.

It's good to stretch.

I'm getting tired

of throwing you out of the car.

That's my plan in a nutshell.

Now, listen, if we run into anything

that requires super spy skills...

like cracking wise, smooching dames,

you better leave that to me.

However, if we have

any security guarding needs...

Very funny, duck. I'm not a security guard.

For your information, it's just a job.

It's what I do for money.

What I really do is...

I'm a stuntman.

- You? A stuntman? Please.

- I am!

Did you see those Mummy movies?

I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is.

No, he couldn't stand that.

One day he decides that, "No!

The Bren-master does all his own stunts!"

Listen, muscles, if this heap ever makes it

to Vegas, I'll do all the stunts.

Duck here.

- Daffy, old chum, how the heck--

- Cram it down your rabbit hole.

I think I can get you your old job back

with less of a pay cut than usual.

So not interested.

I'm off to Las Vegas

with my new sidekick D.J...

to match wits with spies and showgirls.

It's a little adventure I call:

"Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey."

And you're not in it.

Blue Monkey?

Blue Monkey?

It's a little adventure I call. ;

"Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey."

This is unacceptable!

We cannot have 9-year-olds working

in sweatshops making Acme sneakers...

not when 3-year-olds

work for so much less.

But, sir, they require naps.

Put double espresso in their sippy cups.

What's next on the agenda?

Where's my people? What's coming up?

What's the next thing?

Thank you, Bob.

Grave news, my friends.

Direct your attention to the video screen.

Cable, input, VCR, satellite.

Input, satellite, tape, menu, rewind...

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