Long Nights Short Mornings Page #4

I hope would do one

or the other.

Shh.

All right. Here we are.

Here's you.

Where's the cat?

I don't know. He's hiding

around here somewhere.

Roger?

All right.

This is a sheet for you.

Thank you.

Perfect.

Oh, f***.

- Gross.

- What?

F***, he pissed on...

- No.

- Oh, sh*t.

Really?

Oh.

Ew.

Roger.

Look, I'll just go home.

No, it's okay.

Just sleep in my bed.

But stay on your side.

Okay.

Oh, come on, Jesus.

What, I thought you liked

that sort of thing.

What is that?

What?

Is that your boner?

Quit it, all right?

Okay.

Okay.

I just had no idea

you had such a big dick.

- I thought we were supposed to tell each

other these things. -It's not that big.

Maybe it's just cause

it's so hard.

Get over here already.

Hold on.

Oh, boy.

Stop looking at me like that.

Sorry. It's just...

- It's weird.

- Shut up.

No, it's not.

Wow.

That felt good.

Yeah.

- But...

- It was probably a mistake.

Yeah.

Okay.

But Jesus...

There we go.

I'm sorry again, I'm always on

time.

I know you are. I was worried.

That I'd blow you off?

I don't know, that you were,

like, hit by a bus or something.

Yeah, you hoped it was that.

So what are you doing

with your days in Hollywood

besides playing with bands

from New York?

- Ha!

- Ah.

I'm working on

some of my own stuff.

Thinking about turning it, like, into

an opera or something. I don't know.

I've also been doing

some acting.

Believe it or not.

But...

Mostly I'm just,

you know, serving hamburgers.

Well, you do look like

a movie star.

It's only a matter of time.

Thanks.

What about you?

How many exciting things

you have going on?

Exciting? I don't know, been...

Getting some work, you know, doing

videos and photos and stuff.

Working with some cool people.

Like who?

What, you want me to name drop?

Sounds like you want to.

Anyway, mostly I've just been living

like a transient, drinking too much.

As usual.

Waking up

in other people's beds.

I like my own bed just fine.

I'm kidding. I don't care.

You are so pretty.

Hey, everybody.

Threesomes suck.

You think

they're gonna be awesome,

and you get excited

'cause there are two chicks.

But it's more like

running a party as a host

and you got your clipboard and you're

like, "how we doing over here?

You had your tits rubbed? Okay, lets

do some p*ssy-eating down here and

why don't you,"

and you can't talk like that.

You can't be like, "why don't

you?" You get to be like...

Get over here.

Sit on her f***ing face.

And, so

while you're doing this...

You're doing it, because you're

gonna beat off to that night

when you're 72.

You're essentially working

for your old dick.

So...

What are you gonna do

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