Logan Lucky Page #3

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So them trying

to muzzle the company

that I created in America

is a violation

of my free speech.

And plus-- plus,

two of those kids only had

one kidney to begin with.

So why isn't anybody

writing about that?

Right. It's total bs.

What do you like?

Oh.

I just thought of

a great song title.

"The kindness

of a one-armed bartender."

All right, no.

See, I got two arms.

See? I'm

a transradial amputee.

So it's my lower forearm

and hand that's missing.

My mistake.

I'm very lucky.

I guess I can settle

for a stoli, extra dry,

two olives.

Can you handle that?

Uh, yeah.

Up or on the rocks?

Up.

That's pretty good.

Could be colder.

Ice shortage

around here

'cause of the water

contamination plant from

the chemical leak upstream.

Hey, do you mind doing

that drink thing again?

Wanna shoot a post.

Got 1.2 million

followers.

This could

make you famous.

How 'bout he bounce a damn ball

on his nose for you next

like a trained seal?

Sorry.

You got a problem?

Yeah,

i got a problem.

I take exception to people

messin' with my brother.

That's two tours in Iraq

right there.

He stepped forward

when others

were steppin' back.

So you need to show

a little respect.

Thank you

for your service.

And cheers.

So, brothers, eh?

You know,

it's funny.

With your bad leg

and his missin' an arm--

excuse me. Hand.

It's like the two of you

almost add up

to one normal person.

Oh, man,

i know who you are.

You're that--

you're that guy

on the TV

with the drink.

I mean,

you famous.

Right on both.

I'm that guy on the TV

with the drink,

and yes, I'm famous.

Very, very famous.

Hey, can I get

a photo with you?

Sure. Sure.

Yeah?

The guys at the garage

ain't gonna believe me.

Make it quick.

Hold on.

Wait a second.

There we go.

All right. Good.

--Hey, what the--

hey, Earl.

You got a light?

Well--

oh, uh--

here.

Ah, thank you.

Stay down!

Stay down!

Fire! Fire!

It's on fire.

That is

massively stupid!

That's

an $85,000 vehicle.

Well,

he was assaulted.

He tried

to assault me.

Well, don't just

stand there gawping.

Get your phones out!

Film this!

Document!

Hey.

Aw--

Christ!

Cauliflower.

- This is Max.

Get Mike on the phone.

- What'd he just say?

Wait. Y-you can't

just walk away.

This is a crime scene.

Did you just say

"cauliflower" to me?

Unless I'm mistaken,

yesterday, as you were

leavin' the bar, you said

the word "cauliflower."

That's right. I did.

The last time

you said that word to me,

I ended up

gettin' sent down

for six months.

It was juvie.

I was 13.

And you were supposed to be

the lookout, now, weren't you?

Bein' that I was

your kid brother,

I let you lead me into trouble

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