Lizzie Page #4

---

It's right over here.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

This is f***ing sh*t,

f***ing sh*t.

I think I know what...

Look at... Look at it.

Look at the f***ing screen.

This is...

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I chose the wrong

f***ing profession.

Just f*** my mother as well,

you Jesus Christ, man.

Major job. Major problem.

But don't worry about that.

I can take care of that.

That's my job.

So you enjoy

installing cable?

Fills the fridge.

I have 16 kids.

16?

17. One is retarded.

But you know, it's just

a temporary job

until I find out

exactly what I want.

I understand that.

How long you been

doing this?

16 months?

Yes.

Oh.

Hey, baby.

Hey, crazy.

Look, I forgot to tell you the cable

guy's going to show up later today,

so when he does, let me know.

I have some questions...

He's here right now.

And don't call me crazy, crazy.

Hey, ask him about

hooking up the internet.

Ah, it's working

now, Lizzy.

Oh, no. He can't do

anything about the internet.

Baby, listen to me.

Baby, he can. Just ask him.

Cable companies do internet, too.

Okay, I'll ask him but

just stop yelling at me.

Ah, I know.

Don't tell me.

Your old man wants internet, too, right?

Yeah.

Don't do it.

You know why?

Why?

Between me and you.

Right.

He wants to check out hot chicks.

Why?

To get fresh p*ssy.

That's what he wants.

Because yeah, yeah, he wants fresh p*ssy.

Oh, really?

You can cool down now.

You know, you're...

Nobody wants...

Yeah, yeah,

but cool chicks.

Cold meat?

That's what you are in his eyes.

Cold meat.

You're not hot chicks anymore, okay?

Okay.

Yeah, but don't get

too discouraged.

You know, in my eyes,

you're hot.

Oh, thank you.

You know why you're hot?

Why?

Because

you're sexy.

You know why you're sexy?

Why?

Because you're

very stupid.

Oh, I'm stupid.

Yeah, you are.

Stupid and sex...

Stupidity is sexiness.

Oh, I'm stupid. Okay.

Very stupid.

Right.

And you're sexy.

Oh, great. Thank you.

What do we need to do

about this connection here?

Let's see. I need for you to

show me where the connection is.

I... let's go. This way.

Let's go.

I love that.

Anyway...

Call me.

This is my business card.

If a woman answers,

hang up.

Just right this way.

All right.

You know, Lizzy.

There must be a cut cable

somewhere around here.

There we go.

Oh, I guess...

No, I'm sorry.

Oh, you know what?

Must be here.

It must be in here.

Just got

to get it open.

Okay.

I don't know.

It's nailed shut or something.

I can't get it open.

Yeah.

It's a man's job, Lizzy.

It's a man's job.

You'll learn that sooner or later.

Give Mr. Macho

a break here.

No.

We've got to get some guys to

move that board away later.

I don't know. What's...

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes