Little Man

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One, two, three...

three, three.

Yo, what comes after three?

Four. Four comes after three.

- I don't hear you counting.

- Four.

Four.

- Five.

- Five.

- Six.

- Six. Faster.

- Seven, eight.

- Sims. Sims!

You're going home.

I'll see you around,

sweet mouth.

Inmate on deck.

- He'll be back.

- What's up, baby?

See you around, big man.

Gate open.

Where the hell is this guy?

Cal. Cal.

- What an idiot.

- Let me pop this door for my man.

My main man, just getting

home from prison.

- Percy.

- I'm sorry, Cal.

You stupid?

All right, wait. Hold up. So

they want us to steal a diamond?

- How much your man Walken paying?

- Dig this. A hundred G's.

A hundred G's?

- That's good loot.

- Enough to get my label started.

Let me give you a taste

of my first single.

- It's fire.

- Yeah.

Never been shot before...

but I've been beat about the skull

and the neck area with a crowbar.

Check the lyrics,

check the lyrics.

I'll take you to

the butcher shop.

Let you lick a big pork chop.

Girl, I know you like ham hocks.

If you're Jewish, I

even got lox Hey! Hey!

Yo, camel-mouth.

- That's 50 Cent.

- Cal, that's not 50 Cent.

He talk about candy.

I'm talking about meat.

That's a whole other level.

P-Unit.

You better off stuffing

your money in a mattress.

Yeah. I bet you gonna

mess your money up...

on booze and cheap hookers.

- So?

- What you need to do...

is iust find you a nice

girl and settle down, Cal.

Come on, P, you know

that ain't happening.

I mean, you being

all short and all.

Let me tell you

something about love.

I never had it. I don't want it.

I don't need it. All right?

You ain't gotta keep hitting me, Calvin.

I'm not your child.

How am I gonna be a hard-core rapper

if you keep putting your hands on me?

Don't push me Because

I'm close to the edge.

Check this out. You hang in the

back until Vanessa gets here.

When I give a signal,

you come out.

That's cool. I got you.

Hey, Jimmy, please, man. This

is the biggest day of my life.

- It's gotta go off right, okay?

- Baby, what'd I tell you? I got you.

And can I say something?

- Congratulations, man.

- Thank you.

You done stepped up to the plate.

Give me a hug, homeboy.

Oh, man, you done

did it, you know.

Hey, man, you ain't

had to do this.

You know, the valet tripping.

- Made me park around the corner.

- Jimmy, get-Beat it.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Get on it.

- Hi.

- Hey, beautiful.

So I'm so glad that you got

out of work to be here.

You think I wouldn't take off work?

And miss this? Are you crazy?

Look at you, beautiful.

- You are glowing. My God.

- Thank you.

It feels like it was

iust yesterday...

sitting in this same restaurant,

when I asked you to marry me.

I'm still working on that diamond.

I didn't forget the diamond.

I know, baby. You are the sweetest,

most supportive man on the planet.

Can I talk now?

- I'm sorry. Go ahead.

- Okay.

So you know what I've been

waiting all week to find out.

Yes. Yep.

- Well, I got the news...

- Yeah.

- ...and I'm-

- Pregnant. Yes! Yes!

- Having my baby.

- Oh, no.

- Is so important to me.

- No. No, no.

- Darryl. Darryl.

- Baby.

- There's nothing more special.

- Darryl-No, honey, I'm not pregnant.

- I'm not pregnant.

- Than to raise a family.

- Excuse me, sir. Sir. Sir.

- I thought that you-

- Hey.

- And-

- Sir.

- Jimmy.

- And-

- Sir!

No. Stop. No.

I'm not pregnant.

- No?

- No.

You're not pregnant?

Baby, but you was nauseous and

throwing up all over the place.

Well, I was very nervous.

Baby, what are we doing here?

Darryl...

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