Little Johnny - The Movie Page #3

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Well, i would very much like to clear up

certain things that have occured since last year..

When i wrote you my letter,

I asked for a Bicycle, an Electric Train Set,

a pair of Roller-skates and a Football

I racked my brain studying the whole

year and i did pretty good at school

I'm not lying to you, there was no one in my

entire neighbourhood that behaved better than me

WHAT BALLS YOU'VE GOT LEAVING ME A

F***ING YOYO, A WHISTLE AND A PAIR OF SOCKS

And you gave that prick Jason all the stuff i wanted

And let him brag all over school about it

Don't let me see you trying to cram your

big fat arse down my chimney next year

I'll be waiting...

I'll mess up your stupid Reindeer and scare them away

so that you have to walk back to the f***ing North Pole

just like i have to walk to school because

you didn't think i deserved that f***ing bike

F*** YOU

Ah...sincerly Little Johnny

- Morning Mum

-Good Morning Darling

Why you rubbing that stuff on your face?

- To make myself beautiful

- Oh..okay...

What's the matter Mum?

Giving up?

When Little Johnny wanted something

badly enough, he'd do anything to get it

He was a born entrepreneur, who was

pretty damn clever when he put his mind to it

Johnny...What have you done with

my bleeding power drill

Hello Johnny

Hello Father....

Well, you two certainly make a nice picture...

What's your Doggie's name?

I call him Porky...

Porky!!! That's an unusual name

for such a cute little Doggie

But why do you call him Porky?

Because he f***'s me Uncle's Pig...

Oh...er...Well i just stopped by to see if anyone

you know, would like to enter our Talent Quest?

Here, take this flyer...

Contest!!

Money!!

Oh yes...

Real money?

It says so at the bottom

Must be off...Good-day now...

# Everywhere that Mary went,

Mary went, Mary went

# Everywhere that Mary went,

the Lamb was sure to go

Wasn't she just lovely...Give her another

round of applause, Ladies and Gentlemen

And now we have Little Johnny...

Who's going to do some impersonation's i believe

Would you give him a big hearty Gallangatta welcome

Little Johnny....

Ahem...Ladies and Gentlemen...

My Uncle owns a farm, just outta town

And nearly every weekend i..i go out

there and help him

Today i would like to share with you

my impression of some of the

many sounds i hear on my Uncle's farm

Ahem...Hey you kids, how many times

do i have to tell you,

get off that f***ing Tractor!!

Thank you...

Gimme me Bow Tie...

Mum will kill me if i lose that

Really...

Well you had better listen up ya stupid Jarmuck

I can't give it back...But you can...get

it back if you know what i mean?

Pleasure doing business with ya

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