Little Fauss and Big Halsy Page #4

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numbers they were called

Goin' in a rush, chewin' that brush

Gotta move on tomorrow,

they're gone, Sears or bust

(Halsy and Fauss hooting)

- You know, Seal.

We wanna hear a Little's side of it.

Before we start leapin' at conclusions.

- What we got for dessert, Mom?

- I got Whip 'N Wonder, Wet

'N Warm and Slip 'N Serve.

- Well it don't make no never-mind to me.

- Well, whichever, speak up.

- It won't stay with me 20 minutes.

- It just don't sound like Little to me.

Houndin' sheep on a cycle.

- Well where is he then, huh?

- It's not humanitary.

- Look, Frasier done seen him.

He seen him!

- Someone on a cycle,

that don't mean Little.

'Specially bein' two of 'em.

We're the only friends

Little's got, you know that.

He don't have no friends.

Oh come on, let's eat.

(faint buzzing flies)

(faint motorcycle engine)

- Yahoo! Hi, Ma.

- Little!

Where have you been?

(Halsy burps)

(Little groans)

- [Little] Hey Ma, I

just had one beer, Ma.

Hi.

- I'll have my Whip 'N Wonder now, Ma.

- This here's my friend, uh.

My friend.

- Hello, how you doin'?

- Dinner is done.

- Oh, we ate.

- Yeah, we ate already, thank you.

- Howdie Frasier called me up.

He said two bums on bikes was

tearin' up his River Road

Acres 'til he run 'em off!

- But it's okay, we ate.

I think I gotta wash up.

- Now you hold on a minute,

Little, you hold on!

- Son, your father's speaking to you.

- Well, I know that, Mother.

I know that, but I don't feel good.

- I don't wonder.

- Hey babe, you got that

job and wanna look good

you better be clean!

- [Seally] Okay, sideburns.

I told you, I want you two

fellas to hold on a minute!

- Seally, peace.

- My friend sideburns is waitin'

here on a part from Tulsa.

And I was waitin' on a, for

a part, you know, from Tulsa?

And uh, I invited him over.

Uh, for the weekend.

- Just 'til then.

- Just 'til the weekend.

Oh.

Well you know, I think I

should wash up, excuse me.

- I gotta look for a job

for me too in the mornin'.

I can't collect my

unemployment out here 'til May.

You wouldn't know about any

positions of anything open, would ya?

I had a job out in Texas.

But my old lady wouldn't

leave her girlfriends

and go on out there. (chuckles)

They were all right, I mean,

I had this job right up

until Christmas and she

wouldn't come out there.

Well I don't give a damn, I

mean I can get a job over at

Maralinda anytime I want.

- Well I suggest you

just go to Maralinda then.

- Do you want a cup of coffee first?

- Nope, no.

Boy, these flies are

somethin', aren't they?

Where did Little go to?

Hey, buddy.

- Do you want instant frost on your

Whip 'N Wonder, or just plain?

- It don't matter beans to me, Ma.

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