Little Black Book Page #3
It's all about sweeps.
Give me drama, pathos,
life unfolding.
Make me cry. Ira.
Regurgitate something fresh.
- "Midget Holiday Hell."
- Stinks.
- Come on. Give it to Daddy.
- "Parents Who Party."
- Who do they party with?
- Rejecting the midgets?
- Midgets.
- What?
Mixed parents.
Happy mixed parents.
- One normal size...
- One midget?
- Sexy. I like it.
You can't corner the midget market!
- Mine party as a family.
- Are they happy?
- It'd make you cry.
- Kippie is great with sentiment.
- Give me that thing!
- Don't! Don't touch me!
- He has no happy midgets!
- Gentlemen, please!
We combine the segments.
We share the credit and the midgets.
We work together here, people.
We are a team.
- "Grandma's a Hooker."
- You got a grandma?
- Several.
- Run the prep.
- "Penitentiary Porn."
- "Little Black Books."
- Do not follow.
- Electronic little black books.
- As in?
- As in Palms...
...BlackBerries, desk organizers.
Electronic footprints...
...of where your man has been
and with whom.
Under the right circumstances,
they could be a girl's best friend.
Especially a scorned girlfriend,
wife, mistress...
- I think it's a fantastic idea.
- Thank you!
- Since our audience is 90% female...
- Sexy! Run the prep.
Let's go! Come on.
- "Pregnant Strippers"!
- "Black Midgets with Books"!
- "Unnatural Animal Love."
- "Literacy in Inner-City Schools."
Sh*t! Take it back. Take it back.
She was just kidding.
First the doorbell,
then the staff meeting?
I am absolutely mortified.
Don't worry, no one will remember.
- You can ring my bell
- Hey, stop it!
- Ring my bell
- She's really upset.
Oh, please. I'm the only victim here.
Why should I be forced
- Not fair.
- Your midget idea was tired.
- His twist made it different.
- Thanks, I feel so much better.
If you make sweeps even
with shared credit, that's a huge deal.
I happen to know that the people
from Harpo, Oprah's group...
...TiVo every one of our shows.
For what it's worth, I really like
your "Little Black Book" idea.
- Really?
- Yeah. So don't cry in my soup.
- So how does it all work exactly?
- You put your best shows in sweeps.
The most outrageous, the most
provocative attention-grabbers.
- Then they promo it.
- It's about getting eyeballs...
...to get numbers, to get revenue,
to get renewed.
so things are in the can.
- So, what was pitched today?
- June sluts.
Slots. Of which we average
nine a month.
"We" being the drones. The APs.
When an AP gets a slut... Slot.
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