Lisa Page #5

AN ILLICIT AFFAIR

INSTEAD OF:

A RELATIONSHIP?

I MEAN,

STOP BREAKING DATES WITH ME.

INVITE ME OVER.

IT'S COMPLICATED.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.

BUT IT IS.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT IT'S LIKE

HAVING A 14-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER.

WHEN I COME HOME,

SHE'S WEARING MY LIPSTICK.

IF I GO ON A DIET,

SHE GOES ON A DIET.

IF SHE EVEN THOUGH I WAS SLEEPING WITH SOMEBODY,

SHE MIGHT THINK:

IT WAS ALL RIGHT FOR HER.

LOOK, I DON' HAVE TO STAY OVER,

I CAN JUST SHOW UP.

YOU CAN INTRODUCE US.

MAYBE I'D LIKE HER.

MAYBE SHE'D LIKE ME.

I KNOW SHE'D LIKE YOU.

MAYBE SHE WOULD:

COME TO UNDERSTAND

THAT SHE WASN' THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVED YOU.

I JUST THINK SHE'D GE VERY ATTACHED TO YOU.

BUT I'VE DATED A WOMAN

WITH CHILDREN BEFORE.

THEY LIKED YOU?

YES.

DO YOU STILL SEE THEM?

NO. NO, NOT SINCE I

STOPPED SEEING THEIR MOTHER.

THAT'S MY POINT.

I CAN'T DO THAT TO HER.

SHE'S NOT READY FOR THAT.

( sighs )

YOU KNOW,

I THINK IT'S YOU

THAT ISN'T READY.

Lisa:

HE'S HERE.

GOOD.

I'LL GO RING HIS BELL

AND TELL HIM:

HIS FUTURE WIFE:

HAS ARRIVED.

JUST KIDDING.

Wendy:
SO ANYWAY,

ALL THROUGH THE MOVIE

I KEEP LOOKING:

OVER AT HIM:

TO SEE IF HE'S

GONNA TRY ANYTHING --

HE'S ACTUALLY

WATCHING THE MOVIE.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

SO I FIGURE:

HE'LL DO IT LATER.

WE LEAVE,

HE DRIVES ME HOME,

PULLS UP IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE,

AND HE ACTUALLY STARTS TALKING.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

BUT I'M STILL WAITING

FOR THE BIG MOVE.

SO FINALLY,

HE WALKS ME:

UP TO MY DOOR.

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE JUST KISSED ME

ON THE CHEEK:

AND SAID GOOD NIGHT.

WENDY, THERE HE IS.

THAT'S HIM?

GOD, HE'S GORGEOUS!

WHAT'S HE DOING

WEARING A TUXEDO

IN THE MIDDLE:

OF THE DAY?

WHO KNOWS?

LET'S FOLLOW HIM.

Lisa:

MAYBE HE'S LATE

FOR SOMETHING.

AN AFFAIR.

MODELING ASSIGNMENT.

( horn honks )

COME ON,

LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK!

NO, NO!

HE'LL RECOGNIZE ME!

NO!

COME ON!

EXCUSE ME!

HE'S NOT A MODEL,

HE'S A WAITER.

HE'S NOT A WAITER,

HE RUNS THE PLACE.

MAYBE HE EVEN OWNS IT!

L.A.X.,

AMERICAN AIRLINES

FLIGHT INFORMATION, PLEASE.

THANKS.

( beep )

Answering machine:

Judy, this is Laura...

YES, I'D LIKE THE STATUS

ON FLIGHT 76.

YES, FROM NEW YORK.

YEAH, I'LL HOLD.

Machine:

...asked me to remind you

about the --

( beep )

Judy, hi, it's Charlie.

Listen, I'm sorry

about what happened --

( beep )

Woman:
Judy, remember that dirt

we heard about Susan and David?

Call me for details.

IT'S ON THE GROUND?

Man:
Hi, honey, it's me.

Don't worry

about the airport.

I'll just take a cab

to your place.

See you about 9:
30.

I miss you.

( beep )

Man:
Hi, Judy.

This is Richard.

I'm in your apartment,

and I'm going to kill you.

( beep )

( tape rewinds )

( beep )

Hi, Judy.

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