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with bicycle chains?

I don't think your punks need any

help from the outside

to kill themselves.

- My mother used bake five or six

apples pies at once.

- Apple pie.

- She put them in the porch to cool.

We had an apple tree in our backyard.

We would come in from the play

and the porch would be

filled with steam.

But we couldn't have any pie

till after dinner.

- You were lucky, baby, she

sounds like a real angel.

- Listen, I happen to have a

free evening tonight.

I'd love you to come by my place.

I've done some changes.

I'd love to know what you're doing.

Come over for dinner?

- Well, I have an appointment with a

fashion photographer.

I can't get out of it.

- Well, I'm glad your career

is going so well.

- You've interrupted me.

The most interesting fact we found,

these killings occur during

sexual intercourse.

- You know, my mom was great,

listen to this.

One time she came out of the hospital,

right?

And she was okay, she was cool,

she was great.

So she went outwith this guy,

this really straight guy

and they went to this really

fancy restaurant.

You know, best in town, right?

She's doing fine.

Then all of a sudden, man,

all of a sudden she gets up

on the balcony.

She gets right up on the balcony, man,

and she pulls up her skirt

and she looks at all the

people and she says,

"I'm, Jesus Christ, man, I baptize you

in the name of the son, the father,

and the holy ghost",

and she pissed on everybody.

Must've got in the f***ing

food and everything.

Can you beat that?

Sh*t.

- Then what happened?

- Then they threw her back in.

- Thank you.

Can we get a check, please?

Remember the last time you were

over at the studio?

When was that?

- Six months ago.

- Right.

- Well, remember I,

remember there were a lot

of people there?

Well, several people came

up to me and said,

"ls that your brother?"

- Of course you are my sister, mama.

- I want to show you the

documentation of our progress.

- You mean you made slides of

sexual intercourse?

- You really are gorgeous, you know.

- Hey mom, can I have

some money?

- What time is it?

- I have to be running.

I'll send you a check, all right?

- Great.

- Do you take American express?

- I really need it, you know?

- Can I give you a lift uptown?

- No, no, I'm going down.

- That's not funny.

We have not only located the ufo,

but we have managed to

photograph the creature

inside of the craft.

And even made an attempt to classify

its various emotional states.

- Baby, let's go to Berlin.

They love me in Germany, baby,

I'll be a star.

Just you and me and then

I'll buy you cocaine.

Sew a fox for your beautiful neck.

Come on, it'll be great.

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