Lingaa Page #3

Just by the twist of a wrist

he flicked 6 notes

He seems more

criminal minded than us

You tore my dignity to tatters

Can I take them, sir?

Please do, dear

Come along with me

Ma...ma...madam

What now?

Footage you filmed

Hear it in Public

The public will only thrash me

'Public' TV!

You want me to open

the temple in Solaiyur?

Are you trying to be funny?

If it has been locked for 70 years

the doors are bound to be stuck

Take a few carpenters

and get the door opened

Why call him?

Ho...joke, huh?

Good joke, laugh out loud

If it's weak, turn a deaf ear

For a whole week, do you

know how many people...

...have been hunting

for you all over the place?

That's the stamp of a celebrity!

How did you find out?

I anchor a reality show

Instead of palaces, I looked for him

in the cities he was born and raised

I never thought such royal blood

will be holed up amongst rogues

Do you know your grandfather

was the most revered king ever?

How can you

resort to thieving?

Yes, agreed

I am a thief

I've also heard

all the tales

My grandfather built a temple,

dug a pond, served the people

What did he do for me?

What did he give my father?

Not even a tiled

or thatched hut!

My father was a teacher

till his last breath

Do you have any idea

how much my parents suffered?

When I think of it

my blood boils!

My grandpa lived life royally,

had his fun and passed away

I'm living in my dream world

Do you know how many days

I've stood outside the palace?

I wasn't even allowed in

He drained his wealth to the last paisa

and left behind only his name

I'd have deleted

Lingeswaran too

But since it is

Lord Shiva's name...!

So I shortened it to Lingaa

Eat, man

Don't gape

You don't respect

your grandpa one bit

Come to my village, you'll then

realize how people worship him

Money brings name,

fame and the whole works

But when you're in trouble,

no one will lend you a hand

Holds good from mythological Karna

to film comedian N.S Krishnan

All you want is money

Isn't that why you steal?

Tell me how much

I'll give you

You thought the word 'money' will

make him flash his 'close up' smile?

Money it seems!

Okay, how much

will you give?

Don't be cheap

Listen girl, I'll get involved

in a job only if my heart says so

Only if I've shed my blood

and sweat, I'll accept money

But stealing is

no sweat for a thief!

Dear, ear, eye, nose, mouth, limbs,

heart and brain work as a combo...

...only when it comes to stealing

Any job you can do

and sleep in peace

But this is the only

sleepless profession!

They won't understand

Zip-zoom!

I haven't finished eating

Stuff the rest

in your pocket

Lingaa...please

You didn't let us

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