Liberal Arts Page #5
Come on, let's-let's walk.
Oh.
That's nice.
I like them.
You're really lucky
to have parents like that.
Like what?
Like, I don't know.
Around, first of all.
Still together so they
can fret over you as a team.
Yeah, I guess.
I like them best when they're
not being so parental,
which is, like, 1% of the time.
Oh, I thought
of this great trick
for having them annoy me less.
Want to hear it?
Okay.
Okay, I decided
to treat my parents
like they're always drunk.
No, really, it works.
Any time they say something
irritating or offensive,
I'm just like,
"Oh, I can't get mad at them.
They're drunk.
It's not their fault."
And why should I take advice
That's great.
Do you like classical music?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, I took this
Oh, my God!
I'm really happy
I ran into you last night.
Yeah, yeah, me too.
It's random.
Who was that guy?
What guy?
Thelast night, that guy.
Oh, his name is Eric.
Eric.
Is Eric your fella?
No.
No.
You know, I think I like almost
everything about this place
but the dude situation.
Not great?
No one, like, dates.
Everyone's so casual
about it all.
Same as when I was here.
Yeah.
I guess there's part of me
that's a little old-fashioned.
Well, on behalf
of all current and former
18- to 22-year-olds,
I'd like to apologize.
Forgive us.
Seriously.
We know not what we do.
I think one of the things
I loved the most
about being here
was the feeling
that anything was possible.
It's just infinite choices
ahead of you.
You'd get out of school,
And then you do get out, and...
life happens, you know?
Decisions get made.
And then all those many choices
you had in front of you
At a certain point,
you just got to go,
"Oh, I guess
this is how it's going down."
And there's just something
a little depressing about that.
Well, don't you think you're
romanticizing youth a bit much?
You know, 'cause it's
just as hard and annoying
to be young as it is to be old,
I'm assuming.
Not that you're old,
'cause, you know, you're not.
Look, I get the whole
"we're all equal" argument,
and it's kind of true,
but it's also kind of not true.
Like, okay, I feel different now
than I felt when I was here,
and I hate to break this to you,
but so will you.
for suckiness?
No, a liberal arts education
solves all your problems.
Thank God!
Worth every penny.
We should hug.
What?
I mean, we could keep talking,
but I think it would be better
if we hugged.
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