Level Up Page #3

punch, in all their glory.

- Are you all right, mate?

- Huh?

Only you don't look too good,

if you don't mind me saying.

Shitty day.

All right, brother. We've all had 'em.

We've all had 'em.

Get a haircut, man!

Who are you?

Matt.

F*** off, Matt.

I'm here for Keon.

What do you want?

Just, uh... some drugs.

Drugs?

Anything in particular?

Cannabis.

Are you police?

No.

No.

I'm just f***ing with you.

Police wouldn't have

looked like a limp dick.

Keon's asleep, but I'll...

Sort you out.

Enter.

Wait in here.

Jesus, can you smell yourself?

When was the last time

you took a f***ing bath?

Get in there.

Sit.

Sit.

F***ing sit!

F***ing pricks.

You all right?

You all right?

Oh, god. Oh, my god, Anna.

I'm so, so sorry.

And I didn't...

I didn't know, babe.

I swear I didn't know.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You got a smoke?

You got a smoke?

Hmm?

You got a smoke?

I'm f***ing talking to you!

- Do you understand

what I'm saying?

You understand?

Get to f***, you Mong!

Oh, my god.

What you doing?

Uh...

I need to use the toilet.

You should have

gone in the lift.

Get a move on.

You two, wait in here.

Hey, where's

my f***ing phone, man?

Hey, where's my

f***ing phone, man?

How the f*** do I know?

Give me a tip.

What's this fool sleeping for?

Hello, sweetheart.

Who are them two?

Punters, man.

Yeah?

How long am I gonna

have these f***ing

white boys in my

living room for?

I'll deal with 'em now.

Hey, have you seen my phone?

What did you want?

Um...

Uh, one, one bag.

One bag?

Yeah.

What the f*** is a one bag?

You know, just...

One bag.

I'll give you a special.

Heavy smokers only.

Three grams for 120 quid.

It's pollen.

It'll fluff out.

F***'s sake.

You can owe me.

Hey!

You take my phone?

You take my f***ing phone?

Well, someone did. Someone

took my f***ing phone.

This'll be fun.

Hey, listen,

am I a f***ing d*ckhead?

You playing that f***ing game

while I'm talking?

Where's my phone?

Where's my phone, huh?

And what the f***

are you laughing at? Huh?

- You think it's funny?

- I wasn't laughing.

No one is leaving here until I get my sh*t.

You understand?

You think this is

a f***ing joke? Huh?

Him. The other one. Get up.

Do you have my sh*t?

Do you have my sh*t?

No. No? Well, someone does.

Where's the other

white boy? Huh?

You understand me? You understand a

word coming out of my mouth? Huh?

Where is the other white boy?

Ah, you.

Where the f*** have you been?

Hmm?

Where the f*** have you been, boy?

Hmm?

- You stole my phone. Huh?

- Huh?

You stole my phone. Yeah.

He stole my f***ing phone.

You stole my f***ing phone!

Where is it?

Where the f*** is it?

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