Lethal Seduction Page #2

Is your mother single?

Yeah.

Then, this will

do just fine.

Thank you.

Hey, what's your name?

What? Excuse me?

I'm Carissa Kensington.

And you are?

Uh, Mark.

Mark Richards.

Well, thank you for your

assistance inside, Mark.

No problem.

I'm just terrible at

this handyman stuff.

Probably put it in and

it'll still leak.

Oh, well, they make them

pretty intuitive nowadays.

You might have to seal

the pipe with plumber's tape.

Well, actually, I was hoping

you could do me a really big

favor and install it for me.

Would you mind?

I--I live just up the hill.

Uh, well, I--I'm supposed

to go back and help my mom.

I'll pay you for your time.

Princeton, wow.

You must've gotten

good grades.

Uh, valedictorian.

Yeah, I got a

full scholarship, actually.

Wow, impressive.

All I ever did was party with

my friends through high school.

You know what

that'll get you.

Uh, what?

An Arizona State degree and

a very rich ex-husband.

Well, it seems

to be working now.

Hmm.

Better make sure.

Would you care

to test it with me?

Try it before

the hot water runs out.

Get back in there, dude.

She's waiting for you.

Go. Now.

I won't bite.

Unless you want me to.

Where have you been all day?

Just out.

Hmm.

Did you put up

that towel rack for me yet?

I'm about to.

These are pretty.

Why are you so giddy today?

Am I?

No reason.

Just a good day, I guess.

Oh, I invited Wally over.

I hope you don't mind.

No, I don't...

Liar, liar, liar!

No, it's true.

Three times,

I'm telling you.

It was incredible.

- Liar!

- No, it finally happened.

I feel like a 5,000 pound

weight was just lifted off me.

Okay, so what's this hot, rich

make believe nympho's name?

Carissa Kensington.

Yep, it's totally

a fake name.

And how old is she?

- Like, 40.

- 40?

You're the one that said that

banging a 40-year-old's like

doing it with two 20-year-olds.

Yeah, I know I said that,

but what about Melanie?

I don't know.

I'm with Carissa now.

She's taking me out.

What?

Yeah.

Mom, have you seen my phone?

Check your jeans.

Watch out.

Three in a row.

Did you find it?

Yeah, it was in

my pants.

Wow. Don't you look nice.

Where are you

off to tonight?

Going out on a date.

Oh. With that,

uh, Melanie girl?

No, with someone else.

- Who?

- Someone else.

( clears throat )

Mark, um, if you're not going

to tell me who you're going on

a date with, then you

can't use the car.

I don't need the car.

- ( car honks )

- Gotta go.

I'm just gonna...

Yeah.

Huh.

That's a nice car for

a high school student.

Uh, computer science for

information management systems.

So you want to be like

one of those IT guys?

The nerd patrol that'll

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