Les ripoux Page #4

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We have to get along.

-Yes.

We distinguish between theory and practice.

Theory's for at the academy.

And practice... I've been

collecting it for 20 years.

We got information that Camoun

is up to something.

Are you feeling any better?

At his age, you get over

things quickly.

The bill, please.

-No, never mind. It's on me.

Individual bills.

There's a pickpocket across the street.

So? Don't we do anything?

Go after him if you like.

I've got better things to do.

You can make a potato gratin with it.

Just turn it around.

After a while, add parsley.

The little machine cuts it up.

You don't just eat potatoes.

You can also cut up gherkins.

The thinner the

gherkin slices, the better.

Use this one to make Vichy carrots...

Police!

These are my recommendations

for tonight's races in Vincennes.

I've got him.

Sit there.

Bag, ID.

Alright.

Where did you find this bag?

In the basket of a lady.

-Please shut up.

Let him answer.

Did you find this bag in the street?

Yes.

And you picked it up?

-Yes.

That's when you saw this gentleman.

And you asked him where the nearest

police station was.

Yes.

-Yes.

And what a coincidence.

You found a friendly police man

who accompanied you all the way here.

Yes.

Not many people return

found objects anymore.

If this bag won't be claimed

for a whole year...

...it will be yours.

Sign here.

That's it.

This is your copy and your

ID card. All done.

Can I go?

-Of course.

I think you owe me an explanation.

"Confidential memo, nr B742:

We have already made 3,246 arrests.

That is an increase of 11%,

compared to last year.

Since we don't want

to be labelled...

...the most dangerous arrondissement

in Paris...

...we are friendly requested to postpone

arrests for petty crime until next year.

So, not only...

...did you risk getting a knife

in your belly...

...but you were also pushing us up

in the crime charts.

Unbelievable.

-Ah, yes.

You don't learn everything at

the academy. That would be too easy.

Are you a fast gunman?

At the academy, I was the fastest.

-Let's see then. Stand there.

Are you ready?

On the count of three.

1,2,3.

And you were the fastest.

Do you want to know why you

needed a bit more time than me?

Because I put lead in here.

If you don't want any lead here,

you put it here.

You hide here.

You'll be able to see everything.

Careful. Camoun is a dangerous guy.

We don't want to arrest him.

We want to know where he lives.

So we can tap his phone.

I'll hide behind that bin.

-No, get in it.

Warn me when he arrives.

I'm going into the house.

Hello, Franois. Everything alright?

-It doesn't exactly smell like roses.

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