Les gamins Page #4

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If he needs a teen meltdown at 50,

fine.

But we mustn't play along.

- Sure you'll be ok?

- I'm good.

I'm totally...

I hope it passes.

Being alone is bad at their age.

It'll all work out.

Do you think we'll end up like them?

Know many couples

who play "Porn Stars" every night?

So we'll always be together?

Yeah!

At least your rsum

is quick to read.

What we need

are people who can be persuasive.

Your past experience doesn't count.

We need you to learn our methods

and apply them.

You know what we do?

Can you do it?

Yes, of course.

You can start on Monday.

One word of advice.

In the "interests" paragraph,

lose The Simpsons.

It's wiser.

I called Mom.

Know where my dad's living?

In my old student apartment.

He's totally crazy.

He'll get over it.

To your new job!

I'm so proud of you.

I'm proud of me too.

I've been thinking...

I'm getting more responsibilities,

there's your job,

our wedding...

Maybe we should stop paying rent

and get a place of our own?

Yeah.

I can look at ads?

Yeah, sure.

Actually,

I've picked out a few already.

There's this one

in a Haussmann building

with a herringbone parquet floor.

I love that!

Then this one in the 6th.

Nice and sunny...

Just a second.

Thomas Brenner, please.

Speaking.

Sorry to bother you.

I'm Claude Starks, a music producer.

You're not bothering me.

I saw you play at a wedding

and you blew me away.

We can work together.

I was charmed as much by the singer

as by the man.

Am I making myself clear?

Here's what I suggest.

Come over to sign the contract,

then we'll celebrate in my room.

Why not but...

- I knew it!

- Who is this?

Gilbert, you f*ggot!

What a jerk...

Stop acting like I'm ancient!

Let's go out and ogle some ass.

What? But I'm with Lola!

Find an excuse!

Let's have a blast!

All right...

A major meltdown.

HD screen! With 3-D!

Plus the drum kit...

You smoke now?

I'm beginning.

All right,

let's have a quick drink

before we go out.

Where do you want to go?

Clubbing!

I hear Les Parisiennes is hip.

Les Parisiennes?

We'll never get in.

You're 3,000 years too old!

I'll teach you to party.

Here you 90, Pal-

You won't taste this often.

Chteau Margaux 2000.

How did you pay for it?

All this?

How did you pay for it?

A present from our friends

in Burkina Faso.

To your career in music.

Sorry, in debt recovery.

Very funny.

I have no choice.

You sound like you're 50.

Your life's ahead of you.

But it takes balls.

Ever let anyone hear your demo?

You don't have the balls.

Watch this.

Does Thomas have balls?

I don't think

I know the answer to that.

I love this!

Weather in Butt Hole...

It's cloudy in Butt Hole.

There's a town called Butt Hole!

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