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And she always uses chopsticks!

"It's handier."

No way!

They're two bits of wood!

- This isn't China.

- It isn't China!

Listen to me.

My wife, ok?

My daughter,

that woman shopping over there,

the other one getting stuff...

they're all ball-busters.

They get you high

but it's hell being hooked.

It's true. Listen.

Don't get married.

Understand?

If you want a halfway decent life,

don't get married!

When I'm drunk,

I like to feel myself.

Is Dad always like that?

I don't know. I ignore him.

Look.

I've been saving up

for a well in Burkina Faso.

You know it's a landlocked country?

They've been trying to dig wells

for years now.

It's crazy.

Life expectancy there is 48 years.

It's crazy, it's crazy.

It's crazy!

Can you help me?

Little Gilbert's parents

are at the checkout.

Little Gilbert.

Here's my son!

I smell hashish.

"Hashish"?

Go back to the 60s, you old fart.

Let's smoke something first.

Got any weed, guys?

They're 8 years old!

Looking to smoke?

Need a contact?

It's 10 miles away.

One mile to go.

I need an ATM.

What was the guy's name?

Abdullah?

I don't believe it!

Iggy Pop's Lust for Life,

my all-time favorite album!

I've seen him live 8 times.

He got me into music!

As a wedding-singer?

It's a money-earner.

I wanted to be in music.

I made a demo.

Right, sure!

Now you're in debt recovery.

It's a beginning.

Look who's here!

Know what they do?

This.

- F*** war!

- F*** you back!

This is good.

That's the Iggy dance!

Hear that hi-hat!

So hi it's stratospheric!

Turn it down!

Hello.

Hi, I'll have a combo n 3

with a Diet Coke.

The same.

With ketchup and mayo.

And a Happy Meal!

Gilbert, right?

Abdullah?

Yeah!

- Abdel-preppy.

- What, f***er?

Nothing.

We're here for the weed.

For what?

The weed.

Ok, it's 20 E's the bar.

Only cuz Marco sent you,

on the Koran!

On the Koran?

Yeah.

Can you roll it for us?

Watch out for the pigs,

this hood sucks!

Do you know...

Do you know...

Do you know what...

an owowow is?

No.

It's this tiny little bird,

with tiny legs and huge balls

and when he lands,

he goes, "Ow ow ow!"

Life's really good with Lola.

We talk, we have no secrets.

Things are really good in bed too.

One horny slut!

How did you get into dealing?

My man Karim in the hood told me,

"Try it, deal the weed."

So we did a deal at 25.

I sell at 20, homey.

That's all.

Aren't you getting fooled?

You buy at 25 and sell at 20?

25. I sell at 20, homey.

I get 20 back. What's the problem?

So each time we buy,

you're giving us 5 euros?

25 minus 20?

That makes 5.

- 20 E's.

- That's 20 euros?

You got it, man, you're smart.

I like you!

How many E's can you sell?

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