Les femmes sont folles Page #3

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and generosity

the finest of the virtues.

Thank you madame, monsieur.

Don't forget your guide !

I'll never be a 'man of prey', darling,

I'm just a man.

You say life's a jungle?

I'd like to make it a garden,

full of birds and sweet smells,

a garden for you my darling.

- What are you doing here?

- Writing an epitaph.

Where are you going?

I respect your independence.

You can respect mine.

Marguerite, do you love me?

Yes...I love you...you love me...

we love each other...

'Bye.

'Bye.

I must be off.

Patients to see.

You should be seeing my wife.

Robert Patrick has sent her potty,

not for the first time.

The 3 o'clock batch.

This isn't a chateau, it's Luna Park.

Luckily my car's out there.

Are you the guide?

No, I'm Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

Oh, I'm so glad to see you,

Mr Rousseau.

What's going on?

Just a tick, ladies and gents.

A little discipline, please.

The 1 o'clock coach to the right,

the 3 o'clock coach to the left.

A little discipline, please.

The 1 o'clock coach to the right,

the 3 o'clock coach to the left.

Good afternoon.

A letter for you.

It's for your lady.

- I'd very much like to open it.

- I can see that.

Would you open it?

I'm not married.

But if i was, I wouldn't open it

because I wouldn't be jealous.

And I wouldn't be jealous,

because my wife 'd be ugly. Very ugly.

That's why I'm not married.

You certainly give unique advice.

Bugger it !...I'll open it.

Oh, this for instance.

This is shameful.

You shouldn't have opened it

Listen...

"Green Monkey Publishing. Madame,

We regret we are unable

"to send you a photograph

of the author Robert Patrick.

"This writer refuses any interview

"and only wants to be

known by his work.

"Few people can claim

to know his face.

"We remain, etc. etc.,

"Yours faithfully..."

What an idiotic publicity stunt.

If it was only some crooner...

but an author,

don't you see?

It's getting serious.

D'you think she's in love?

It's what's known as a psychopathic fixation.

It can be cured.

But how ?

Cold showers, ear-massages,

electroshock.

Well, that's just great !

Oh no. It's not true!

Gaston.

- Great to see you.

- For me too.

It really does me good to see you.

I feel better already.

But you haven't changed.

Thanks - you neither...

maybe a tad plumper.

Nothing of any importance !

It's like finding two old friends

instead of one!

Ah, good old 'Uncle', eh?

- You don't remember?

- Oh yes.

Good old Uncle !

And that jalopy with the horn !

Through here ladies and gentlemen.

Through here ladies and gentlemen.

- You get a good crowd.

- Don't start me on that.

We can have some quiet

through here.

It's the only room

where I can get a bit of quiet.

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