Leprechaun 4: In Space Page #3

The cave is riddled

with gold.

Hurry up, d*ckhead!

Get this secured

so that I can go get drunk.

Handy little gadget. What do you

do when you want to unload it?

Not bad.

It was invented by

Dr. Mittenhand.

He's a real genius.

Yes, Harold.

Thank you for that

heartfelt testimonial.

I have informed

Galactic Enterprises of our find.

Our instructions are

to orbit the planet

until a mining crew and

the appropriate equipment arrive.

Once the mining procedure

has begun

we can return home.

Sergeant, your men

will act as security

until we are relieved.

Any questions?

Yeah, I got a question.

Our contracts expire

at midnight tonight.

I am sure a bonus of some kind

can be arranged.

We signed on for 30 days.

Legally, we are free agents

as of midnight tonight.

No one leaves this ship

unless I so say...

...say so.

Is that clear, Sergeant?

Is that clear?

With all due respect, sir...

Thank you for understanding.

Carry on.

I wouldn't argue with

Dr. Mittenhand.

Ever.

Let's go someplace...

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

They're gonna see us leaving.

They're not gonna know.

They're all drunk.

- You think so?

- Yeah.

Okay.

Where are you kids going?

Can I give you a ride?

KO, I spoke with the medic.

He said everything's fine...

as long as you use

your protective glove when you pee.

- What?

- It's a joke.

Yeah, it better be.

That's about the size of it!

Here's to nasty sex,

- and women who never say no.

- Yeah!

Here's to Lucky,

the Marine who gave

his life today.

To Lucky.

- In here.

- Okay.

What is this?

Let me take off

your belt.

Oh, baby.

Shake hands with the Big Guy.

Take it easy.

You don't want to hurt Mr. Snake.

What is it?

What's wrong?

Ouch! Not so rough!

You want to take it home with you?

I haven't done anything yet.

Ouch!

What's wrong?

- What?

- God!

What did I do?

Aaah! God!

What the hell's

going on in there?

Kowalski, my God!

What is it?

Let that be a lesson

to you, lad.

Always wear a prophylactic.

Bernie...

Hold it right there,

pilgrim.

I'm not gonna hurt ya.

No, I'm not gonna hurt ya.

The hell I'm not!

Come on, this is

getting boring.

I think there's someone

in the house.

Get it while

the gettin's good.

- I'm gonna get a refill.

- Get me one, too.

Bring me back a sandwich.

Oh, and a pack of cigarettes.

- I'll catch you later.

- He ain't coming back for a while.

He ain't coming back

for a while.

Small though I am,

mighty is my spirit

when bloody battle calls.

Come at me

with what you will,

shoot me, stab me,

kill me a hundred ways

and still I fight on.

I am eternal as the sun.

I am a thousand demons

from hell.

Death and destruction

are my game.

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