Leprechaun Page #6

- Okay.

I have never seen a coin like this.

The symbols,

incredibly strange markings.

Cut to the chase. What's it worth?

Well, if this is solid gold,

could be worth $500.

But if there's historical value,

it could be priceless.

Could I keep this

overnight and study it?

You won't lose it or

anything, will ya?

No, no. I'll put it in my safe.

I'll write up a receipt.

You... You reckon that...

that coin

might've come from a leprechaun?

Never mind.

Okay, we'll come back tomorrow.

And let's just keep this between us.

- Okay.

- We better get to the restaurant.

They're gonna be pissed

we were gone so long.

I must be hearing things.

Well, okay. I'll get

this put away right now.

Three left. Right.

There we go.

I want me gold coin!

Me coin!

It's not nice to steal gold

coins from a leprechaun.

Bad shop owner. Bad shop owner.

I'll be back.

Now we're going to play.

Do you want to play with me?

Oh, no!

No!

This old lep, he played one

He played pogo on his lung

Teach you to steal me gold.

Aw.

Can't have dirty shoes, now, can we?

There. Nice and shiny.

Oh. You'll bounce back in no time.

One gold coin, 99 to go.

By the luck of the Irish.

Oh, won't you please

Be my four-leaf clover

Can you be my lucky charm

Are you sure you told Ozzie

and Alex where this place is?

I mean, they were

supposed to meet us here.

Relax. They're kids.

Probably just stopped off

to buy Ozzie a comic or something.

Boy, what a night.

My first day here, and my

father ends up in the hospital.

Well, it's just for observation.

He'll be fine in the morning.

Look on the bright side, Tory.

I mean, the worst is over.

Oh, won't you please

Say, aren't we a little

young to be out this late?

No. I'm 600 years old.

Okay, smartass.

Why don't you take that ridiculous

mask off and step out of the car?

It's not nice to make

fun of a leprechaun.

Is that so?

So now you're a leprechaun?

You sure you don't want anything?

No. I mean, yes, I do want something.

What I wanted was a watercress salad

and an Evian water,

but they don't have that here.

All they have is cheap

whiskey and warm beer.

Well, here's water.

Geez. Thanks.

Okay. Okay.

Get away from me, you little creep!

Get away!

Oh, God! Okay.

So, you want to play

hide-and-seek?

Over here!

I'm over here.

Stop.

Stop!

Leave me alone. Leave me alone.

Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

No more.

No more.

Where the f*** are you?

Oh, thank God.

Thank God...

No! Oh, God!

Now, that was fun.

You know, Tory,

you look a little skinny.

No offense, but,

you should have some meatloaf.

- I got plenty, really.

- Oh, no.

- Do you know what that is?

- Yeah, it's meatloaf.

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