Leprechaun: Origins

(PANTING)

Cat, wait.

(MOANING)

Come on!

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(FRANCOIS WHIMPERING)

CATHERINE:
Move, move, come on!

FRANCOIS:
Cat, look.

Cat, wait, there it is!

Catherine, look!

Francois, stop!

(RUSTLING)

(GROWLING)

(SCREAMING)

(FLESH TEARING)

(FRANCOIS SHOUTING)

(GROWLING)

(SOBBING)

(ROARING)

(FRANCOIS SHOUTING)

(PANTING)

(GROWLING)

(CATHERINE WHIMPERING)

(ROARING)

(CATHERINE SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Is this it?

Um...

(LAUGHING) Okay.

DAVID:
I guess.

Well, I can see why this

isn't a tourist destination.

DAVID:
You wanna go back?

JENI:
And get inside the truck?

No, you?

The village is down

that road a stretch.

The village is down this road?

Do you mind driving us another

15 minutes to the village?

No, no, no.

No, no. I can't do that.

(CHUCKLING)

Let's just pay him and keep going,

babe, okay?

It can't be that far.

We can just walk.

Sure.

BEN:
Thank you.

(CHUCKLING)

Okay.

Man, this is ridiculous.

Awesome.

What is that thing?

This village is only

like 300 years old.

But it's said to

have housed some of

the oldest Celtic

artifacts known to man.

Whoa.

Now that's creepy.

Oh, boy.

(DAVID GRUMBLING)

(CHUCKLING)

You got a pretty mouth, girl!

(GIGGLING)

There must be some mistake.

Only mistake was trusting you

with our last weekend in Ireland.

(IRISH FOLK

MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE)

Nothing like that

old Irish charm, huh?

Maybe this place won't

be a bust after all.

Get you kids somethin'?

Oh, um...

Four pints would be great.

Sounds good. Follow me.

Sit yourself down.

Thank you.

Thanks.

(GIGGLING)

DAVID:
Look at this place.

You could do your masters of history

thesis just on this place, Soph.

(LAUGHING) What do you know

about history?

DAVID:
I know

everything about history.

I know it's exactly what I'm

gonna make of these pints

our lovely barmaid

has brought us!

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

DAVID:
Thank you.

BEN:
Cheers.

ALL:
Cheers.

To Ireland.

(LAUGHING)

Actually, I'm not sure I'm gonna

enroll in Berkeley for my master's.

What?

Yeah. I mean,

with Ben going to Harvard and everything,

I thought I might just check

out the east coast for a while.

Really?

(CLEARS THROAT)

But you've wanted to

get your master's in

history since you

were like two, Soph.

It's not like Berkeley's going anywhere,

and neither is history.

So, uh, is this quaint

little village

everything our potential

historian hoped it would be?

I'm not sure yet, okay?

We haven't even seen anything.

Okay.

Excuse me, but I couldn't help

but overhear your conversation,

and I hope you

don't think me too nosy,

but you seem to be

a bit of a history buff.

Come to see the village's ancient

historical sites, have you?

Hamish McConville.

(LAUGHING) I'm Sophie.

Now, if it's real

history you want to see

you need to see

the Clocha de na Deithe.

Clock de le what?

(GIGGLING)

The Clocha de na Deithe?

Stones of the... Fathers?

That's good, very close.

The Stones of the Gods.

Sounds terrifying. I'm in!

Man, me, too!

What exactly are

The Stones of the Gods?

Well, let me tell you.

The Clocha de na Deithe is a collection

of enormous stone sculptures

found in the middle

of a cave in the woods.

Now, these

sculptures are thought to be

the oldest existing

historical artifacts

in all of Ireland.

Quite possibly the cradle

of Celtic civilization itself.

You're kidding.

Why have we never heard of

them before?

Oh, no,

you won't find mention of the

Clocha de na Deithe

in any guidebooks.

No, there's lots of things about our

village that people don't know about.

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