Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood Page #4

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Jamie, I'm going to kill you.

I didn't have the money

for the food

and I asked him would he float me,

and he said no.

He asked what for, and I told

him we was having a barbecue,

and that you was gonna be here.

That's when he bought this extra sh*t.

Kid:
A**hole.

He even bought wings,

and some hot sauce.

You know how much

I love my hot sauce, girl.

- What's up, man?

- What's up, man?

- What up?

- Not much.

What's up, Em?

- You told her I was coming, right?

- Hell yeah, she's just shy.

Here, have a 40.

It's a shame they never

finished this, huh?

We ain't got nothing

to say to each other, Rory.

# A- L-L D-A-Y #

# You're so fly,

you're my type of guy #

# A- L-L D-A-Y #

# So true,

it's about nothing but you #

# A- L-L D-A-Y, you're so fly,

you're my type of guy... #

I didn't choose

this life for myself.

Don't act all high and mighty.

I never asked you for anything.

No, I was just dumb,

looking out for you.

I didn't want you

to give up sh*t for me.

- But I gave up everything.

- I tried to pay you back, right?

With drug money. You think

I was gonna take that, Rory?

Then you really are stupid.

(screams)

Oh, sh*t!

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Get me outta here!

- Take this, okay?

- Okay.

I'll be right back with some rope.

(door rattles)

Emily!

Emily!

Emily!

- (creaking)

- (gasps)

You scared

the piss out of me.

You don't have

to worry about me.

You're welcome.

What's that?

- I don't know.

- Let me see what's in it.

Wait a minute.

Holy sh*t...

How much do you

think they're worth?

Weigh about 8 ounces...

I'd say about 4 or 5K apiece.

Maybe more if they're old.

- (laughs)

- You would know the weight.

That's like 200 coins.

That's a million dollars.

That's 50 coins each.

- Nice.

- What are you talking about?

- Sounds fair to me, baby.

- Of course it does to you.

- She found it.

- F*** you.

(chuckles)

Hey, there's more than enough.

We can all benefit from this.

Lisa, I want you

to take some of this money,

and buy yourself a new car.

So you don't have

to take the bus to school, okay?

And, Rory,

I want you

to do the right thing.

- Jamie?

- Yeah! Wassup, baby?

You can not use the gold

to buy bud.

- What?

- No bud!

- Damn!

- You heard me.

What you laughing at?

It ain't funny.

# We're in the money! #

- All right, all right. Yeah, baby.

- Yeah.

(creature grunting)

(Jamaican

hip-hop music playing)

(hip-hop song playing)

Welcome to my lair.

Happening, right here.

You like?

Look at this.

This is my first one.

I got it when I was

in the fourth grade.

- Fourth grade?

- Fourth grade.

- For real.

- That explains a lot.

- That's phat, man.

- Yeah, look at this motherf***er.

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