Leo the Lion: King of the Jungle Page #5

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The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars.

Really?

Yes ... So whenever you feel alone,

just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you

... And so will I.

Man that lousy Mufasa! I won't be able to sit for a week.

It's not funny, Ed.

Hey, shut up!

Would you knock it off!

Well, she started it.

Look at you guys. No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain.

Man, I hate dangling.

Shyeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be runnin' the joint.

Yeah. Man, I hate lions.

So pushy. And hairy. And stinky.

And man are they ...

Uuug-LEE!

Oh, surely we lions are not all that bad.

Ohh. Oh Scar, it's just you.

We were afraid it was somebody important.

Yeah, you know, like Mufasa.

Yeah.

I see.

Now that's power.

Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder.

Mufasa.

Ooooh. ... Do it again.

Mufasa.

Ooooh.

Mufasa. Mufasa! Mufasa!

Oooh! It tingles me.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Not you Scar, I mean, you're one of us. I mean, you're our pal.

Charmed.

Ohh, I like that. He's not king, but he's still so proper.

Yeah. Hey, hey hey. Did ya bring us anything to eat,

Scar, old buddy, old pal? Huh? Did-ya-did-ya-did-ya?

I don't think you really deserve this.

I practically gift wrapped those cubs for you.

And you couldn't even dispose of them.

Well, ya know

it wasn't exactly like they was alone, Scar.

Yeah. What are we supposed to do?... Kill Mufasa?

Precisely.

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues!

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

Yeah, be prepared. Yeah-heh. We'll be prepared, heh ... For what?

For the death of the king.

Why? Is he sick?

No fool, we're going to kill him. And Simba too.

Great idea! Who needs a king?

No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!

IDIOTS! There will be a king!

Hey, but you said, uh...

I WILL BE KING! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!

Yaay! All right! Long live the king!

Long live the king! Long live the king!

It's great that we'll soon be connected.

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