Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - The Phantom Clone

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["star wars theme" playing]

[narrator reading

on-screen text]

[]

Narrator:

Luke's just a little bit off.

Man:

Come back here, lad!

Uh, I'm sorry.

The holo-what, now?

Holocrons.

The jedi holocrons.

The force led me here

to find them.

Oh, the jedi holocrons.

Never heard of them.

Oh, man.

We do have some lovely

pre-owned imperial ships

From the old days

you might like.

This baby belonged

to general grievous.

Only drove it on weekends.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Oh, this is awful.

Without those holocrons,

I'll never become a jedi. Unh!

[creature growls]

[both gasp]

[roaring]

I'd suggest

you become a jedi fast.

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I got this.

C-3po:

Oh!

[all screaming]

Oh, man.

Help me, luke skywalker!

You're my only hope!

Hang on! Here I come!

[grunts]

Lord vader,

let me remind you,

I've got a fever, and the only

prescription is those holocrons.

Yes, master.

Once I find luke skywalker,

He will lead me

to the holocrons,

And I'm close to discovering

his location.

How close?

Pretty darn close.

[]

Why won't that guy

leave me alone?

I didn't blow up

the death star.

I just stopped him

from stopping luke

From blowing up

the death star.

[groaning]

It's not

the same thing.

Whose side

are you on anyway?

[brakes screech]

Whoa!

Whoo! Ha, ha, ha!

All right, chewie.

[groans]

Ha, ha, ha. Well, that's

the last we'll see of him.

I got a good feeling

about this.

Vader:
Unh!

Huh?

[]

Best surprise entrance ever.

[both grunting]

Unh!

Now you will feel

the wrath of...

Whoa. This is the ship

that defeated me?

What a piece of junk.

Hey, nobody asked you

to come aboard, pleather pants.

Don't call me

pleather pants.

You are going to tell me

where luke skywalker is.

How should I know? He's been

nothing but trouble for me.

For all I care, he could be

in a hole in the ground.

Luke:

Almost there.

[creature roars]

Ah, this is a deep hole.

Luke...

Aah!

I have news

about the holocrons.

Did I call

at a bad time?

No, just saving my friends

from a giant falling dragon.

[roars]

Yoda and I hoped you'd find

the holocrons on your own,

But now vader is on the hunt

for them, so there's no time.

They're buried

under the dune sea.

You must go to tatooine

at once.

After you get out of

this little scrape, of course.

Gotta go.

May the force

be with you.

Who are you gabbing with

up there?

It's kind of complicated.

[roars]

I'll save you!

[grunts]

[rumbling]

[]

Leia:

Whoa!

[shrieks]

Safe and sound.

Look.

I believe the name

is master luke.

Not "luke," look!

[snarling]

Uh-oh. Hang on. Unh!

Oh! Wrong way!

Right way!

[]

All:

Whoa! Unh!

[cheering]

Hold your applause.

He's still coming.

We'd like to take

a test drive.

I'll need your driver's license.

Luke:
No time.

[roars]

Unh! The hatch,

it's rusted shut.

If only you had something

that could cut through metal.

Oh. Right.

Unh! I don't know

how to start this thing.

Sync into the computer system.

[beeps]

You do so know where it's been.

It's been right here.

[roars]

just do it!

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[roars]

[roaring]

let's get out of here.

[all scream]

Luke:

Huh? Sorry.

[shrieks]

[choking]

I find your lack of telling me

what I want to hear disturbing.

For the last time,

I don't know where luke is

Or what he's doing.

Luke:
Han? It's luke.

We're on our way to tatooine

to get the holocrons.

They're buried

under the dune sea.

Huh?

Uh, I meant the dune sea hotel

On naboo.

That's right.

I'm gonna head there

right now.

Nowhere else.

See ya. Not on tatooine.

Tatooine.

Victory is mine.

You and your puny--

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