Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - Menace of the Sith

Synopsis: Darth Sidious shows off the new Sith clone JEK who is an extremely powerful weapon. But JEK wants to be his own master and suddenly, both the Jedi and the Sith try to win him over. It now remains to be seen which side he chooses.
22 min


(narrator reading)

It's a trap!

(disco music playing)

(continues reading)



Let's go!

Step on it, slowpoke.

Come on, come on!

(horns honking)


keep your pants on, you'll get there.

Comrades in evil,

I'd like to tell you

that we are winning this war!


But I can't.

Because we're losing!


But, starting today,

things are going to change.

The jedi and their ilk have outsmarted us for the last time.

"the jedi and their ilk have outsmarted us

for the last time."

Wait, you can talk normally?

Only if imitating

someone else, can I.

Not can do, wise other.


Victory will be ours.

Now that we have created

the ultimate weapon.


I am ready to

fight for the sith.

That's your ultimate weapon?

A clone!

He's not just a clone.

He's a sith clone!

You guys seem

a little desperate.


And you seem a little fried.

Jek, show them what you've got!

Yes, master.




Hello, that's my theme song!

Can somebody say "diva"?


Members of the jedi council,

I have a terrible

confession to make.

I don't want to be

a substitute teacher anymore.

I enjoy calling the role,

And I'm a dab hand

at handing out worksheets.

It's not that I...

It's these padawans.

They're always

putting themselves in peril

And putting me there, too,

and I can't stand it.

I'm destined for

total meltdown.

Will you buzz off?

(beeps sadly)

Worry no more.

We will transfer you

to jedi temple food services.

That would be most acceptable.

But who will

tend to the padawans

Whilst master yoda

is away on his mission?

As it happens, we've already found the perfect substitute.

I can't believe

they've stuck me

With this stupid

babysitting job.

What would obi-wan say

if he knew about this?

(artoo beeps)

And you will learn

your place, young one.

Come on, artoo,

you took that out of context.

(artoo laughing)

Substitute-teacher anakin,

where are you taking us?

We're on a trip of discovery and contemplation

To a planet that has played a crucial role in jedi history.

Told you, it's hoth.


Come on, hoth is great.

It's a little chilly, but it's exciting.

I love it!

General skywalker,

you're a great jedi,

But you're not

a very good actor.


(all gasp)

(cheering loudly)

A bad feeling

about this, I have.

Uh, yeah!

Pretty cool, huh?

There's only one jek now,

but soon, we will have thousands of him!

Count dooku has

perfected the art

Of instant clone

cloning of clones.

(all gasp)

Behold, the clone-amatic 11-38!


Sleek and practical,

Its twin-pods speed the transfer of genetic material

And the kyber crystal energy,

To make our sith clones

the best in the galaxy.

Another great product of the

lama su clone works of kamino.

(bell dings)



(all gasp)

Don't worry about jek,

he'll be weak for a while,

But then he'll

regain his strength.

So we can make an army

of exact replicas of him.

Just like this one!

(in high-pitched voice)

I am ready to fight for the sith!


That tickles!

What are you guys looking at?


We're still

ironing out a few kinks.

Your kinks will be

forever un-ironed, dooku.

What he said.

Jedi knights?

Now run away.

Roger, roger.

(sighs) bad guys,

do your stuff.


Prepare to join

with the force, jedi.


My hair! (grunts)

(yoda laughs)


Sith clone, attack!

You are really

getting me steamed...

I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.



Not cool. So not cool.


No. No.

The oppression of the sith

will never return, sidious.


You have lost!

No, no, no, no, no...

You will be crushed!


But not now, gotta go.


Hasta la bye-bye!

A coward, this sith lord is.

And a thief.

He stole chancellor palpatine's shuttle.

Ha! You just

don't get it, do you?

What get, we don't?

Oh, uh, nothing.

Well, that wasn't too hard.


Feel the power

of the dark side.


I believe I may

have spoken too soon.

Okay, we're here.

Everyone off the bus.

Vaash ti:

Come on, the cave is

only 10 yards away.

You're not gonna freeze,

I'll show you.

See, I'm out here and I'm okay...

(creature whines)


that was one of a kind freak...


Meanwhile, obi-wan gets to have all the fun.


uh, little help?


Not a good time, this is.




Victory is ours!

Jek, finish him.

But, master, he is unarmed.

Spoken like a jedi.

But you are a sith!

Now, finish him!

Made from a jedi crystal,

you were.

The force runs through you.

Choose the light side,

you still can.

I can?

As your master,

I order you to finish him!

Order you, I will not.

Ask you, I do.

Choose your side.

Choose to join the jedi.

No, do as I say!

The light

side choose, you must.

No, the dark!







I choose neither of you!

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I want to be me.

Uh, offer you that choice,

I did not.


Go, you cannot!

He's right!

Nobody does this.

Leave me alone!


Him, after!

After him!

Locked on him, we are.

Hands off

the merchandise!

(yoda screams)

he's mine.

Get away from me.

(music plays)

Ah! A giant blue dog!

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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