Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - Attack of the Jedi

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Narrator:

The tide of the war has turned.

Darth sidious' plot to create

An army of sith clones

has failed,

Along with his other plot

to clone the one clone

The sith did clone into clones

cloned from that clone.

I have no idea

what I just read.

Let's just say the bad guys

are losing.

Fire!

These awesome looking legs

are not good for running.

Rather exciting.

[beeping]

Oh-oh. Dream team, away.

Fleeing, they are!

After them-- whoa!

Buckled up, I should have.

Bene:

We've got you,

yoda!

And we've got them too.

Fire!

Yoda:
Ooh! Aah! Oh!

[cheering]

Master yoda, geonosis is ours.

Do you know what this means?

Yes.

Medal ceremony!

[all cheering]

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And so,

as your supreme chancellor,

I am overjoyed to report that,

Once again, the sith have been

routed by, essentially,

Four children, two droids

And an 800-year old green guy.

[all clamoring]

Yes.

Yay.

Life isn't fair!

Dooku:

The rule of two didn't really work out.

So we have a new strategy.

It's not clones that we need,

but more apprentices.

And that is why you will be

the first class

Of our new sith academy!

[all cheer]

And I am happy to welcome you

as our first badawans.

We, your teachers,

Are certain you will be bad

enough to succeed.

Uh, count dooku, sir?

You know your name sounds

like doodoo, right?

[gasps]

Show some respect!

The sith are vicious

and vengeful,

But we are not rude.

Sorry. Oh, by the way,

Do you know what time it is?

Oh, sure.

It's, um... Argh!

Time for you to get

a new lightsaber!

[all laughing]

Why, you little--

Asajj ventress:

Don't let them get to you!

You're not helping!

[sighs]

Argh, let me go!

All the baddies in one place.

Bingo.

Commander cody

to obi-wan kenobi.

I've got news that'll blow

your mind, bro.

Senators, I declare that

our most pressing issue is...

We have to start planning

the "we won the war" party.

Meesa say weesa

have it on naboo!

Balderdash! The celebration

should be on hoth!

May the senator from funkistan

be recognized?

Moved and seconded, baby!

[chatter]

Hold on. Hold on!

I want to win as much as

the next supreme chancellor,

But let's not be hasty.

The war is far from over.

Obi-wan:

Not so fast, chancellor!

We've just learned

the location of several

Major sith lords

and their new apprentices!

They're all gathered together

on mustafar!

Wipe out the enemy we could

with a surprise attack!

Excellent thinking!

Prepare an attack and send every

available jedi to mustafar now!

Then it's time

to victory party down!

[all clamoring]

Oh, it'll be a victory party

all right.

For the sith!

[laughs]

The jedi are planning

a surprise attack.

But they'll be surprised

when we ambush them!

It's my favorite thing...

A trap!

Excellent, my lord.

Maul:

Come back here! Come on.

Will the badawans be ready?

Oh, they are a handful,

But our discipline officer,

poggle the lesser,

Will take care of them.

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[coughs]

[sighs]

[speaking in foreign language]

Oh, dear.

[all laughing]

[speaking in foreign language]

I wish you hadn't seen that.

That makes two of us.

Now sit tight,

I'm coming there to whip

those badawans into shape

And personally lead the ambush.

Don't you dum-dums do anything

until I arrive.

[laughing]

I am so gonna win, gonna win

the jedi are gonna lose,

gonna lose

[laughs]

Set course for mustafar and--

[shrieks]

What are you doing here?

Massing our fleet

for the attack, we are.

Going where, are you?

Oh, I want to, uh...

Come along with you, and...

Watch our great victory!

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Very well,

but you're too valuable

To fly into a war zone

yourself.

Anakin and I will come with you

and keep you safe.

Oh, well, then,

that's wonderful.

And I will be

your protocol droid.

That's wonderful-er!

C-3po:

I shall never leave your side!

Palpatine:

That's wonderful-est!

C-3po:

Chancellor, do you know I'm fluent in bocce

And can speak the binary

language of moisture vaporators.

Palpatine:

Oh, this is going to be a long ride.

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[students whimpering]

Dooku:

Yes, you better be scared.

Because darth sidious,

the evilest man ever,

Is coming to teach you

some manners.

Now!

Here he is...

Now.

[students snickering]

General,

find him and bring him here.

Find him where?

Wherever he is!

Just find him.

Now!

"find him now."

Yoda:

Jedi, course for mustafar set.

Bene:

Ready, master!

Anakin:

Chancellor, today we finally defeat the evil sith.

You must be thrilled.

Oh, yes, you know me,

mr. Sith-hater.

Although, you could say

that evil is everywhere.

What?

You know...

I'm just saying, I bet there are

heroes on both sides.

No, there aren't.

Right. So where were we?

Oh, yes, crushing the sith!

That's what I'm all about.

Lord sidious! It is me.

[shrieks]

Robo-call!

Don't you hate those?

That was rather odd.

I know, right?

As if the leader of the enemy

would want to call me?

Ha, ha, I'm--

[horn honks]

It's me, grievous!

I work for you!

He's lying! I don't know him!

I've never met him!

I'm a good guy!

Attack!

Not good.

I'll take it from here,

chancellor.

[all yelling]

Yoda:

After him!

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I saw this work in a movie once!

Yoda:

Escape, he must not.

Into the asteroid field

follow him.

Yes! A real space battle.

[all cheer]

Palpatine:

This is madness!

Do you know what the odds

of successfully navigating

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