Lego Star Wars: The Padawan Menace

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Fascinating.

A group of Padawans returns from

a field trip to the Outer Rim Territories,

but their real adventure is about to begin.

Check it out!

Look what I can do!

One more visit we have,

my young Padawans,

and most important it is.

A tour of the Galactic Senate.

-But we want excitement!

-But you will have excitement.

The thrill of watching as

a gas mine treaty is negotiated.

Master Yoda, is something wrong?

Leave you, I must.

A grave threat to the Republic, I fear.

Fun have! In your care now

these Padawans are, 3-POC.

-Where are you going? You can't leave us!

-Peace out.

Taking care of younglings

is just not in my programming.

Welcome, Jedi of tomorrow!

We are your tour guides. I am C-3PO,

and this is my counterpart, R2-D2.

Now, I can tell that you are all

most polite and very well behaved.

Now, now.

You should always be respectful to a droid,

especially one like myself,

who does not like to float

or to spin!

Just my destiny again.

Made to serve, made to suffer.

Too much excitement.

-Come along, please.

-Major headache.

Well, I suppose it could be worse.

Hey, this sure beats that orphanage.

Miney... I wonder if that

has jelly in the middle.

Only one way to find out.

Hey, you! What are you doing there?

This is a restricted area.

-A mouse! Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

-Later, man.

-Hey, someone stop that kid!

-Get him!

The Galactic Senate,

also referred to as the Republic...

Cool. All right.

I'll have one of those, one of those.

That should just about do me. All right.

-Hey, hey, where we going?

-Galactic Senate.

-Where did that kid go?

-Awesome.

This is your fault.

I have stolen

the Republic's secret battle plans,

and the bomb is almost in place.

You have done well, Asajj Ventress.

When the device detonates,

that is the signal for the fleet to attack.

Yes, Master.

And then total victory will be ours!

What's he doing here?

Cut!

Darth, you're not in this scene.

Darth, look at me.

-I'm not?

-Nope.

See that? No, do you see your...

Right. Exactly.

Right. Good, good.

Darth, do you want a donut?

Somebody get Darth a donut.

-Darlings, l can't work like this.

-Anyhoo...

Very soon now, the Chancellor will arrive

to begin the session.

Isn't it thrilling?

I said, "Isn't it thrilling?"

His Excellency, Chancellor Palpatine.

That's not the Chancellor, it's a Sith Lord!

Oops, sorry. Hold on.

Senator Yaun of Bureaucratosis,

you have the floor.

Yes! What glorious loquacity.

Wait, I don't remember you

from the Jedi Temple.

Yes, you do.

Jedi mind tricks don't work on Jedis.

-I knew that.

-Hey, did you see that kid?

Where'd that kid go?

Time to be inconspicuous.

Hey, watch it!

Ian, kindly stop that at once.

-Just give me a minute.

-Who's Ian?

Keep your metal pants on, I'll fix it.

Oh, my!

Delegates, such behavior

is simply not protocol.

-Oh, my.

-Marvelous.

A disturbance I feel in the Force.

Mistaken I hope my feelings are.

Tired of being right all the time, I am.

Great.

Give it your best shot.

Surrender, Jedi.

-Negotiate that!

-Bring it on!

Watch meesa ears! Watch out, watch out!

Meesa one lucky Gungan!

Meesa hit!

Poor Jar Jar. Oh, well.

Padawans, please follow me

out of here immediately,

and don't panic!

My stars! To the bus, and no delay!

Totally awesome!

Man, that was close.

Take that disk to the staging base.

Use my ship at the left docking bay.

Roger, roger.

-Your other left.

-Roger, roger.

Get me out of here.

Secret battle plans, that droid has.

I'm on it, bro.

Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna pass out.

Excuse me, sorry.

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