Lego DC Comics Superheroes: Justice League - Gotham City Breakout Page #3

Ha. Everyone's a comedian.

Hey, Mr. J! I'm home! Whoo!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Huh?

Ooh. What's this?

Looks like the Bats

are leaving the belfry!

Well, while the Bats are away,

the Joker will play!

(CACKLING)

(COP CLEARS THROAT)

That's really not very funny.

No, it's not even a clever twist on

the popular idiom involving cats and mice.

- (SCOFFS) Agreed.

- (HARLEY CALLING)

Everyone's a critic.

It's you and me now, Spoony.

I liberated you from the kitchen.

Time to return the favor. Can you do it?

Sure thing, loser!

Oh, Spoony, you're the greatest.

(CACKLING MANIACALLY)

BATGIRL:
We're going on vacation!

We're going on vacation!

(RAPPING ON GLASS)

We're on vacation!

Admit it, this was the best idea ever!

Yes, and it's been quite refreshing.

Time to head back to Gotham.

Oh, relax, Batman,

you're going to have a great time.

You'll never guess

what we've got lined up for you.

Based on your excessive sentimentality,

I theorize that you are taking me

on a trip down memory lane,

retracing my formative steps

with the various mentors

who helped me to become the Batman.

Ha! Wrong! We're taking you on

a trip down memory lane!

Retracing your formative steps

with the various mentors who... Gah!

Don't be too hard on yourself,

former Boy Wonder.

The only possible destination

in this part of the world

is this tiny uncharted atoll,

the home of my old instructor,

the venerable Madame Mantis.

We've been exchanging emails

with Madame Mantis for weeks now.

She seems like such a sweet old lady.

You're her all-time favorite student.

I just knew you'd want to see her.

"Sweet old lady"?

What did she teach you, Bats?

- Table manners and etiquette?

- Ow!

I think you could do with a lesson

in manners, sonny.

Hey! Where'd you come from?

I didn't hear you...

- Pointing?

- Ah! Ooh! Ahhh! Ow!

Uncle! Uncle!

I couldn't help but hear you

clomping around, bird boy.

Madame Mantis.

Please forgive the brash rudeness

of my former apprentice.

His youth leads him to foolishness.

He is no more brash or foolhardy

than you were, my former student.

I welcome you back

with gladness in my heart, Batface.

"Batface"?

Madame Mantis, it is so good to... Ow!

You lowered your eyes during your bow.

Your easy life in Gotham City

has made you soft!

Forgive me, sensei.

"Forgive me"?

Madame Mantis, this is Batgirl.

Hi, we met online.

And you've already hit...

Uh, met Nightwing.

Allow me to demonstrate to these

young ones the art of hospitality.

May I offer you some refreshing tea

after your long journey?

No, no, no. We're fine.

We had some on the plane. Really...

Why that sounds just lovely,

Madame Mantis.

Tea? Now that's more like it.

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