Ledina Page #4

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- Can I help?

- I'm her new boarder.

Welcome, neighbor.

- Good evening.

- Good evening.

Shame on you.

Who could that be at this hour?

Could be some drug addict.

He could slaughter her

right at her doorstep.

Come in.

This is my new boarder, Nikola.

Evening.

My neighbors Elsa and Dara.

Cocksuckers.

Please ignore her, Sonny.

She's not in her right mind.

Let me show you the room.

- Night, ladies.

- Night.

Here's your clothes closet.

With five coat hangers.

You can put underpants here.

Towels up here, shirts down here.

Or vice versa, if you like.

I can bring you another chair.

No need for that.

I'm a nice landlady.

Bathe every day.

Electricity's no object.

It doesn't affect the rent.

I won't cause any problems.

- There's only one condition.

- What's that?

Don't dare bring sluts in.

Mother and I are alone.

We don't want any scenes here.

What would the neighbors say?

I won't cause you any trouble.

Where's your luggage?

This is all I own.

Fine. You have what you need.

As long as you're tidy...

- Do you smoke?

- No.

Good boy.

The mere sight of a cigarette

makes me puke.

I mean vomit.

Smoking is the utter pits.

It makes the curtains stink.

Did I forget anything?

I need some sleep.

- Want me to wake you tomorrow?

- No need to.

Fine.

Cocksuckers!

Why can't you keep

your filthy mouth shut?

- One day I'll slit your throat.

- He's kind of ugly.

Maybe he has AIDS.

- Hey, didn't we make a deal?

- We did.

So you betrayed me.

I just wanted to finish off

my animated comics.

- Are we allowed to lie?

- No.

I'm sorry.

Now go to sleep.

- Night, Dad.

- Night.

Zora?

- Zorica?

- Hush, I'm watching a film.

What did I get on my math test?

You got an A. Be quiet now.

He doesn't love her.

He's handsome, but an a**hole.

Like every handsome guy.

He left you, you poor thing.

My panties hurt.

If you take them off

my fist will hurt.

Dara, let's go. The film is over.

Sorry, ladies,

but she's driving me mad.

What happened?

Just a little cut.

- It's nothing, really.

- Let's see.

I wanted to apologize

for my boarder.

He told me he rang your bell first.

At this hour!

- Don't worry about it.

- Your name is not on the door.

That confused him.

And what's this?

A treble clef. We're all musicians.

It's a little gag.

Looks like a chicken.

- Yes...

- Sorry again.

He has no upbringing.

What a f***ing bastard!

- Morning, I'm an early bird.

- Morning.

Can I help you?

I want to turn some bare land

into a green.

You can't get enough green.

I'll do all the hard work.

Neighbor Paja will donate water.

And your contribution would be

a piece of cord.

- Cord?

- Yes.

Let me have a look around.

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