Learning New Things About Ourselves Page #3

[Virgil]:
Yeah, I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say maybe - MAYBE - there's still some things to work out.

[Patton]:
Right! Like confronting his feelings, which is what I was saying! Thank you, you shadowy, but angelic songbird!

[Virgil]:
You got it, Pop Star.

[Patton]:
-deep gasp- (High-pitched) You gave me a dad-themed nickname!

[Thomas]:
Guys I don't know what you're talking about, this is pretty par (background bleep) for the course. Sure, it's not ideal. But I don't know if it's (background bleep) a (background bleep) big deal either.

[Roman]:
Oh! And another thing- Oh, when did Virgil get here?

[Virgil]:
Yeah, definitely not ideal.

[Patton]:
I don't know, Thomas. Your heart AND your anxiety are telling ya the same thing here.

[Logan]:
What, have you two formed some kind of team?

[Patton]:
Only the bestest mostest dynamicist duoist-- duo-- in the entire Thomasphere!

[Virgil]:
Got that right.

[Patton]:
Ahhh!

*Stretching noises as Patton and Virgil high five*

[Thomas]:
-gags-

*Stretching noises*

[Thomas]:
Guys! You gotta stop the stretchy-arm thing that's been happening lately. It's gross. Like, it's really gross.

[Virgil]:
Ahem, -finger snaps- okay, listen up you two because I'm getting real tired of this. Roman- You get super insecure for some reason and, when that happens, the work suffers.

[Roman]:
-scoffs defensively- Wha-at?

[Virgil]:
And Logan, you get upset anytime anyone throws a wrench into the system, or really any time things aren't working perfectly, so, you start acting like a jerk and making everyone feel stupid.

[Roman]:
I'm not insecure!

[Logan]:
Well, someone has to bring you all into line.

[Roman]:
Uh, bring ME into line?

[Logan]:
I'm the one who ensures that order is maintained!

[Roman]:
Without me, you'd have nothing to maintain in the first place!

[Logan and Roman]: I'm the most important side here!

[Thomas]:
Uh, so.. was there a point to that Virge? Or...?

[Virgil]:
Yeah, that this isn't normal. Look I'm not choosing sides here -

[Patton]:
Sanders Sides!

[Virgil]:
All I'm saying is that you both suck at what you do and I'm tired of having to keep lighting fires under your butts.

[Logan]:
You what!?

[Roman]:
I am not about to stand here...

[Virgil]:
Look, it's no offense, it's just how I see it.

[Roman]:
...and be criticized by the dude who's always causing trouble.

[Logan]:
Do you have even the faintest idea how dangerous that is? I never even felt any heat!

[Roman]:
I-I will roll with your fire idiom, alright?

[Virgil]:
I'm being upfront, I'm shooting straight, even though I'm gay.

[Roman]:
Fire can be a bad thing!

[Logan]:
You're lucky that your acts of arson have seemingly settled themselves in the past...

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